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A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked, "Do you have any chapstick?"
The pharmacist looked at the duck and said, "We don't serve ducks here."
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
So there are two muffins in an oven.
Neither of them say anything, since they are both inanimate objects with the inability to speak.
They are baked and then served to two little kids that eat them.
So a blonde applies for a supervisor job at Best Buy. She has the experience and the references needed to get the job and she's hired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because horses lack the intellectual capacity for speech. It sways uncertainly for a moment before wandering back out the way it came.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'
A man is walking through the desert dying of thirst when he comes across a magic lamp and rubs it.
The lamp is of no use to the man as it contains no means of sustenance so he continues his journey.
The pharmacist looked at the duck and said, "We don't serve ducks here."
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
So there are two muffins in an oven.
Neither of them say anything, since they are both inanimate objects with the inability to speak.
They are baked and then served to two little kids that eat them.
So a blonde applies for a supervisor job at Best Buy. She has the experience and the references needed to get the job and she's hired.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because horses lack the intellectual capacity for speech. It sways uncertainly for a moment before wandering back out the way it came.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'
A man is walking through the desert dying of thirst when he comes across a magic lamp and rubs it.
The lamp is of no use to the man as it contains no means of sustenance so he continues his journey.
IM ALWAYS ON THE EDGE, ITS ONLY THE SHARPNESS THAT VARYS
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