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  • The Cock is Missing.

    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
    kept in the hen house behind the church.




    One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.



    He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.

    During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'



    All the men stood up.

    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'




    All the women stood up.
    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
    that doesn't belong to them?'




    Half the women stood up.
    'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'




    Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
    Originally posted by TurboR1
    Yeah, I remember Ken Done...

    I look at his work and think... "I could do that, with an enema tube and a arsehole full of paint."

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    http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...-thread-65325/

    No need to start a new thread for each one mate.
    Originally posted by Amac
    suck me on the hat you mole fucker, steroid affected me cock

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