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  • LOL WTF Scorpion in the house

    Hey all was just on the comp when i saw something crawling up the wall and at 1st i thought it was a spider but on closer inspection it was a motherf*cking scorpion i didnt even know they lived in the metro area.


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    wow.
    If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?

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    • #3
      show some of the authoritaas tomorrow if you kept it.

      You should also run a naming comp

      I'll start: Preston

      no no no

      Stabby - yehhhh Stabby

      Dubs

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      • #4






        I've been stung by these scorpion things, not fun... they are tough little things too....
        As you'll notice though by that map that I copied from a trusted wildlife website, you clearly live in the 'Perth Scorpion Boundary', also known as PSB.
        Map is 100% accurate scaled representation
        Everything east of the green line is technically considered 'the country' by city slickers

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        • #5
          I am never going to be able to sleep again.
          Originally Posted by Maxo
          do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
          to Butters

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          • #6
            well fuck me..

            So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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            • #7
              Oh wait, there's a pic!

              Oh, thread is interesting again
              Originally posted by Melkor
              The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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              • #8
                The Scorpion Files - Lychas marmoreus (Buthidae)

                +1 for Stabby

                sounds a little informal though, how about Mr. Stabby instead?
                Last edited by Kryzaach; 29-09-2009, 11:26 PM.
                "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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                • #9
                  If you want formal then how about "Lord Stabby of Ballajura Manor OBE"?
                  Originally Posted by Maxo
                  do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
                  to Butters

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                  • #10
                    Mr Preston McStabbity, Esq.
                    Originally posted by Melkor
                    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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                    • #11
                      You should 'squash' it
                      olo
                      If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?

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                      • #12
                        if it can crawl up a wall what makes you think it cant crawl up the bin
                        Originally posted by browncow
                        Sometimes, I see you post, and I understand what all the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're actually saying.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by -Stevo- View Post
                          pic
                          Just cause my backyard is across from whiteman park doesnt make it country

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                          • #14
                            nice info on them kryzaach but that doesnt explain the nests of them we dug up outside nannup one camping trip and the were fucking heaps
                            A site all parents should check regulary
                            http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

                            (+)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Gixxerguy View Post
                              If you want formal then how about "Lord Stabby of Ballajura Manor OBE"?
                              Originally posted by The Saint View Post
                              Mr Preston McStabbity, Esq.
                              Ahahaha, now I can't help but imagine him with a monocle..
                              "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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