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    Another installment from the FML Chronicles

    Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
    Originally posted by TurboR1
    Yeah, I remember Ken Done...

    I look at his work and think... "I could do that, with an enema tube and a arsehole full of paint."

  • #2
    love it!

    not as much as I love TiN though

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    • #3
      HA!
      My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

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      • #4
        Dolphin 38.


        I don't know whether you noticed Marjory, but the criminal fraternity sometimes indulge in practices called pretending and lying.

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        • #5
          bahahahhahahaha lol'ing

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          • #6
            I once did something similar in baskin robbins myaree.
            Was due to stomach complaint, rather than sneezing though.

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            • #7
              my best mate did this sort of thing in my other mates car one day...

              the car has never smelt the same
              "Speed Itself doesnt kill, It's inappropriate speed that will catch you out" - Chris Moss

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              • #8
                ZING

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