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    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Okay, so where do I sign up to be a Mormon?

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    • #3

      Please don't stop posting this sort of stuff, Sventek. Always good for a laugh.
      FTP

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      • #4
        Flowchart is deeply flawed!

        It assumes I want to believe in one god if I want to fucking love bacon. Maybe bacon is my god?

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        Bacontologist?
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        • #5
          So the only real option for you (aside from only one God) is Mormon, Barfy?
          2006 Yamaha R1SP;
          In an interview with the New Scientist magazine marking his birthday, Stephen Hawking was asked what he thought about most during the day, and replied: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
          Amen, brother. Amen.
          My nemesis; Barfridge

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          • #6
            I see what you did there, you're inferring that I'm annoying.

            I must admit I am attracted to the mormons, they are fucking nuts in all sorts of entertaining ways. Magical underwear makes me giggle.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by barfridge View Post
              Flowchart is deeply flawed!

              It assumes I want to believe in one god if I want to fucking love bacon. Maybe bacon is my god?

              Athiest
              or
              Bacontologist?
              The latter day of Barfy's Baconists?
              Originally posted by CBRsairz
              assume nothing Macca, I've totally been cockblocked before :spiteful:

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              • #8
                Wheres Chester?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by barfridge View Post
                  Flowchart is deeply flawed!

                  It assumes I want to believe in one god if I want to fucking love bacon. Maybe bacon is my god?

                  Athiest
                  or
                  Bacontologist?
                  Bacontologist. In fact, I think you need to make Scott's braces into strips of bacon.
                  "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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                  • #10
                    Barfy should hold a Bacontology 101 course.
                    Originally posted by Desmo
                    Why be a cunt about it?

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                    • #11
                      oh hai!
                      did someone say bacon?

                      Flow chart is quite funny
                      I was just raising hell I wasn't doing no harm, the cops could not appreciate my natural charm.

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                      • #12
                        Good find. For those who care, I worhip Barfy's magical bacon underwear.
                        https://parodieslost.blog/

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rich View Post
                          Wheres Chester?
                          Unfortunately he's on holiday atm.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
                            Good find. For those who care, I worhip Barfy's magical bacon underwear.
                            There's a really obvious tuna-flavoured joke in here somewhere, but I'm far too classy for that sort of humour
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                            • #15
                              Gold!

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