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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
>husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
>the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
>Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
>"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry
>officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
>For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
>write you up."
>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
>"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
>you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
>husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
>the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
>Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
>"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry
>officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
>For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
>write you up."
>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
>"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
>you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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