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  • Women and fishing...

    No doubt this is fake...but here it is anyway...

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The

    >husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
    >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
    >the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
    >Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
    >"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry
    >officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment.
    >For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
    >write you up."
    >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
    >woman.
    >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
    >you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    >MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    Funny shit ^_^

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    • #3
      If you were on stage, I would heckle you until you stopped.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Desmogod View Post
        If you were on stage, I would heckle you until you stopped.
        +1...

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        • #5
          The whole 'feminist/don't argue with women' jokes just shit me. So this can stay in 'Funny Stuff':

          Why do women have small feet?
          >So they can reach the kitchen sink

          What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
          >Nothing, she's already been told twice

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ahmoto View Post
            The whole 'feminist/don't argue with women' jokes just shit me. So this can stay in 'Funny Stuff':

            Why do women have small feet?
            >So they can reach the kitchen sink

            What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
            >Nothing, she's already been told twice
            ^^ I like... i like

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            • #7
              Normally I'd just plow this into the consolidated thread, but this is some funny shit
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Desmogod View Post
                If you were on stage, I would heckle you until you stopped.
                This would generate more appluase than the stage act.

                Bert
                It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

                Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5,000 foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn, downhill, ess turn is quite another.
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                • #9
                  can someone please put him on post approval?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by xphread View Post
                      can someone please put him on post approval?
                      I find his posts bad enough to be funny, and I approve of that.

                      Is that close enough?
                      For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
                      For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by barfridge View Post
                        Is that close enough?


                        (note... this post just bumped the thread so lots more people come here thinking there is something funny added to the thread...
                        ...but they will just be bitterly disappointed. )

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                        • #13
                          Yes. Screw you xphread.
                          Originally Posted by Maxo
                          do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
                          to Butters

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by xphread View Post
                            can someone please put him on post approval?
                            It's getting hard to tell between you and Ferris, and it's only partially the Hypnofridge avatar...
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                            Eligible to shadow R & R-E NOW

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                            • #15
                              This made me smile a bit...
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