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  • BigBird
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    Sweet,

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  • BMaN
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    *ROFL*

    Nice one!

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  • Flakey
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    dachshund, leopard and a monkey story...;-)

    > A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in
    > Africa. She took
    > her beloved pet dachshund along for company. One day,
    > the dachshund
    > starts chasing butterflies and before long he
    > discovers that he is lost.
    >
    > So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
    > rapidly in his
    > direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
    > The dachshund
    > thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he sees
    > some bones on the
    > ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew
    > on them, with his
    > back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
    > about to leap, the
    > dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
    > delicious leopard. I wonder
    > if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the
    > leopard halts his
    > attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him,
    > and he slinks away
    > into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was
    > close. That dachshund
    > nearly had me."
    >
    > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
    > scene from a nearby
    > tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
    > trade it for
    > protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the
    > dachshund sees him
    > heading after the leopard with great speed, and
    > figures that something
    > must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
    > leopard, spills the beans
    > and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The
    > leopard is furious
    > at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop
    > on my back and see
    > what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
    >
    > Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the
    > monkey on his back,
    > and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead
    > of running, he
    > coolly sits down with his back to his attackers,
    > pretending he hasn't
    > seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to
    > hear, he says,
    > "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour
    > ago to bring me
    > another leopard!"
    >
    > Moral:
    > IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM
    > WITH B. S.
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