So late last night someone is bashing on my fence and my dog is going nuts. Turns out its the 40 year old neighbour flipping out about someone using a pipe to get into his backyard. He was pretty agitated so I tried to calm him down. I reckon he had smoked a bit too much weed and was on "monster watch". Anyway it turns out that some Somalians had arrived in a taxi and knocked on his door asking about a tree. He told them to go away and later found a pipe laying up against his fence which he reckon they were using to get into his backyard. Why they wouldn't just jump his fence I don't know. He wanted me to come inside and look more closely but I didn't feel like getting stabbed last night so I told him I would prefer to talk in the street. He went on about calling the cops and how I wouldn't be happy if black people were trying to climb in my backyard and so on.
Then I remembered. About 5 years ago an old lady lived on her own and there was always skinny black guys hanging around. Naturally I just assumed she was rooting them but then one day they were knocking on her door and seemed a little excited. So I went over to make sure she was ok and she said the boys had just come to collect some leaves off her tree. This went on for a few years until she sold the place and some wealthy guy with a beautiful black mustang moved in, built a huge extension and chopped down the tree. I suggested to the nutter that they Siomalians had simply come to the wrong place but he would have nothing of it.
Anyway with nothing better to do at work today I read about the Khat Plant: Law enforcement and khat: An analysis of current issues | Australian Policy Online
Interesting that they mentioned that there are "several" viable plants in Perth so it seems these plants are rare but highly sought after.
Then I remembered. About 5 years ago an old lady lived on her own and there was always skinny black guys hanging around. Naturally I just assumed she was rooting them but then one day they were knocking on her door and seemed a little excited. So I went over to make sure she was ok and she said the boys had just come to collect some leaves off her tree. This went on for a few years until she sold the place and some wealthy guy with a beautiful black mustang moved in, built a huge extension and chopped down the tree. I suggested to the nutter that they Siomalians had simply come to the wrong place but he would have nothing of it.
Anyway with nothing better to do at work today I read about the Khat Plant: Law enforcement and khat: An analysis of current issues | Australian Policy Online
Interesting that they mentioned that there are "several" viable plants in Perth so it seems these plants are rare but highly sought after.
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