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    It's Great to be a Souf Efrikan


    This is a great country because:

    1. You can eat raw half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.

    2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.

    3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.

    4. You can experience kak service in eleven official languages.

    5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?

    6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.

    7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.

    8. Great accent. (!!!)

    9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.

    10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.

    11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.

    12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called. The police you have to call about three times.

    13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.

    14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.

    15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported.

    16. Where a murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.

    17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!

    18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled

    19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!

    Ja nee!! Dis flippen lekker hier!!
    (Yes, no its frikkin nice here)
    U win some...
    The rest u smoke
    MrMez.com

  • #2
    Shit happens when you oppress people for to long.
    At least IF you get caught doing km/h 300 you can
    always say officer I thought you were a hijacker and probably be right.
    Rock it - Roll it an Twist it!!

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    • #3
      What are the gun ownership laws like?? Can you own self loading rifles?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Scoundrel@Oct 6 2005, 08:52 PM
        What are the gun ownership laws like?? Can you own self loading rifles?
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        Free for all, AK47s are very cheap around $20 AU
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        • #5
          i was born there....not a good place anymore

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          • #6
            Sounds like Papua New Guinea... only difference being a different bunch of white people fucked the country up.
            Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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            • #7
              Yeah, but white people fuck up loads of countries. Its what we do best.
              Australia, America, UK... how far back do u want to go?
              Oppressing others is what white ppl do, ok so there has been 'limited' oppressing for the last 20 years or so, big deal, its been going on for hundreds of years be4 that. Im not saying its right, but Australia is probably just as guilty as anyone else.
              So now i wait for the 'flame on'
              PS: I like #5 best
              U win some...
              The rest u smoke
              MrMez.com

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              • #8
                #5 is one you can do yourself, get an orange, a syringe and your favorite vodka

                inject into the orange, viola! great way to sneak some courage past your local authority

                (p.s. people of all skin colours have done plenty of country fuckin' too for as long as we've had the concept of a country)
                http://www.internetblackout.com.au/

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                • #9
                  howsit footsack you laka

                  NAGA JOLOKIA CHILLI
                  1,041,427 SHU
                  go on you know ya wanna try one!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by aaargh1@Oct 7 2005, 11:25 AM
                    howsit footsack you laka *
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                    heh heh heh, you crack me up.
                    very original though.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MrMez@Oct 6 2005, 07:59 PM


                      9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the* world.
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                      I would have thought New York, Columbia or Iraq would have been the most dangerous places to live in the world.
                      Supremo Bango Baby

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                      • #12
                        New York is super safe, columbia you just join a drug cartel and you are untouchable and Iraq hmm well

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                        • #13
                          Ek is van Suid-Afrika! Bly nou al vyf jaar hier in Perth, dit is flippen lekker hier en ek dink nie ek sal ooit weer in Suid-Afrika gaan bly nie, net vir vakansies!

                          Ek is van Johannesburg en ek dink nie dit is so erg as wat mense uit maak dit is nie.

                          Goeie Dag

                          Davo

                          (Yes I’m from there, lived in Johannesburg for 17 years)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Davo@Oct 7 2005, 03:47 PM
                            Ek is van Suid-Afrika! Bly nou al vyf jaar hier in Perth, dit is flippen lekker hier en ek dink nie ek sal ooit weer in Suid-Afrika gaan bly nie, net vir vakansies!

                            Ek is van Johannesburg en ek dink nie dit is so erg as wat mense uit maak dit is nie.

                            Goeie Dag

                            Davo

                            (Yes I’m from there, lived in Johannesburg for 17 years)
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                            Your rugby team blows.


                            I am bored. And awesome.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Davo@Oct 7 2005, 03:47 PM
                              Ek is van Suid-Afrika! Bly nou al vyf jaar hier in Perth, dit is flippen lekker hier en ek dink nie ek sal ooit weer in Suid-Afrika gaan bly nie, net vir vakansies!

                              Ek is van Johannesburg en ek dink nie dit is so erg as wat mense uit maak dit is nie.

                              Goeie Dag

                              Davo

                              (Yes I’m from there, lived in Johannesburg for 17 years)
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                              Me 3, from Durbs also spent 12 years in Swaziland.
                              Rock it - Roll it an Twist it!!

                              All new parts available, contact me anytime.

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