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  • they found an alien!

    'Dead alien' found in Siberian snow - The West Australian

    its real i tell ya

  • #2
    Bear Grylls would totally devour that shit.
    Originally posted by Melkor
    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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    • #3
      It's a missing Waffen SS soldier left over from when the Soviets released their German POW's in 1955.

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      • #4
        Where is the body now, Ivan?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Saint View Post
          Bear Grylls would totally devour that shit.

          Damn you Russians and your out of focus cameras!!!


          You dont devour it, you eat the Liver and brains, make a nut sack holder out of the head skin, and then catch more aliens by ripping out its voice box and blowing into it to make a luring siren song.


          @Desmo, see above.
          My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

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          • #6
            I'm unsure which is more bizarre, a dead alien, or Redfern.

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            • #7
              masters of puppets, shit, metallica have their fingers in everything.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Desmo View Post
                I'm unsure which is more bizarre, a dead alien, or Redfern.
                Im not sure either, but how funny would it be if the camera panned around and a Russian hobbo was gnawing on the bottom half of its leg like a chicken bone.
                My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

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                • #9
                  considering its a puppet made of chicken and bread crumbs, i say deep fry the fucker and insert in bun with luttuce and mayo. use the limbs as buffalo wings :-)

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                  • #10
                    If you translate the Russian the conversation goes:

                    Ivan: "Hey Gregor poke it with a stick."

                    Gregor: "Fuck you funny man! You poke it with a stick"

                    Ivan: "We can hide it at your house"

                    Gregor: "You fucking idiot Ivan. Pass me the vodka. What would Ryven do?"
                    Originally posted by Abuse this
                    Get a load of this pussy, he wouldn't travel back in time to murder a baby.

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                    • #11
                      aliens . really

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                      • #12
                        Initial reports have suggested that it smells like something from Uranus.
                        Can you help with foster care?
                        http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...needed-163289/

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                        • #13
                          "Good ting we don't step in it"
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Red_is_Best
                            hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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