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    Hi guys, anyone got a number for a detailer i'm perth, my wife's waters broke in the car and I want to get the seat cleaned asap as I've heard that shit stinks if left for too long. Thanks in advance.

    Ben.

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  • #2
    fuck !

    I just lost my drink out my nose !
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    • #3
      Gold, trade the car in
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      • #4
        [MENTION=5421]Phildo[/MENTION]

        Isn't this your expertise...
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        • #5
          yoiks.
          The guys at Morley Galleria in the undercover area under Myer do a great job on detailing our car but they only have to clean doggy paw prints off leather - not sure about their experience with regards to this though. And you can go shopping while you wait and buy your Mrs something very expensive and beautiful..

          Hope the birth goes smoothly from here - if it hasn't already happened. Congrats in advance.

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          • #6
            Set it on fire. Claim insurance.

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            • #7
              I think you might need more than a general detailer when it's biological waste. Fresh out of school I was detailing and we did cars that Ppl died in etc but I think the bloke who ran it specialized.

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              • #8
                GrimeScene Clean ยป Welcome to Grimescene.com.au!

                All the best for wife and baby

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 96 View Post
                  Phildo

                  Isn't this your expertise...
                  1) Have a waterproof seat cover on the seat.

                  2) Be a big bastard, look the person directly in the eye and tell them straight out that if they put one drop of bodily fluid in your car then you're going to take them out past Mundairing and beat the living shit out of them. Proceed to then stare ahead with an angry, raging look on your face, like you are fighting back urges to just thump them now. Also explain that once you've taken them out to Mundairing and thumped them, that you'll be leaving them 12km down a gravel track... minus wallet, phone and shoes (ie walking 12km of gravel barefoot = pain). Or, simply don't puke in the car.

                  Basically, create two options, where the most appealing one is to not make a mess in the car in the first place.

                  Of course, this strategy may not be appropriate for one's wife if you want her to continue to be your wife. Highly applicable to excessively drunk people though, including possibly the occasional in-law.

                  Edit: next time you're taking a knocked up chick somewhere, chuck a plastic rubbish bag on the seat first. For your task, you can probably pull the seat apart, wash the seat cover in a washing machine and either hose out or replace the seat foam.
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                  • #10
                    lol im a detailer but our work is closed for 2weeks over xmas. but my friends flatmate is a mobile detailer, il see if i can get his number for you.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GIXXEN View Post
                      fuck !

                      I just lost my drink out my nose !
                      As long as it wasn't in your car otherwise you may need a detailer
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                      Originally posted by Phildo
                      Noted. We'll check back on that one in three years
                      Originally posted by filbert
                      i'll pretend you didn't know she was 13

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                      • #12
                        Couldn't get anyone today so I rented a carpet cleaner with upholstery head and had a good go with that, it looks clean, will see if there's a nice stink for me in the morning.

                        Now, here's the fucking unbelievable bit. I had put a disposable mechanics type seat cover on the seat the night before, you know, just in case..open the door for wife mid contraction at 530am and she said she didn't want to be treated like a wet dog, I put my point across that it was better safe than sorry, "how demeaning", she was in control of her body and would know of her waters were going to break ffs! so I dutifully removed the cover. I hadn't even backed HALF A CAR LENGTH out of the garage and she says "oh Jesus! My waters just broke" I knew she wasn't joking...

                        If I didn't know what she was about to go through I might have uttered I told you so...

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                        • #13
                          conrates on the new baby Ben
                          ...

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                          • #14
                            'Grats!

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                            • #15
                              Congrats!

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