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  • oh hai PSB, help me to enlightenment

    ok so i am currently not religious and am feelign left out with the seasons's festivities


    i'm looking for a religion that gives me promises of heavenly afterlife, but i don't have time to actually go to church or bomb people or any shit like that

    also, i don't want a single deity and the basis of my faith should not depend on "YOU CANT DISPROIVE IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!"


    ok go...
    “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

  • #2
    Hinduism.

    Too easy

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      • #4
        so karma means i can treat others like shit and assume they deserve it (otherwise they wouldn't be copping the brunt of it)?
        “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

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        • #5
          Originally posted by thro View Post
          i don't want a single deity

          Jainism.

          S.
          Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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          • #6
            sorry founders like like transexuals

            Tirthankaras.jpg
            “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

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            • #7
              Mormonism

              Edit: whoops, forgot about the single/multiple deity thing.
              Click here to see my Ducati 999R in the PSB garage... You'll love it!

              Don't click here to see my ZX9R aka The Ginger Ninja... there's no link!

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              • #8
                Rastafarianism Mon

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                • #9
                  Taoism.
                  600 Billion chinese can't be wrong, can they?

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                  • #10
                    Ganesha welcomes you.

                    Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
                    Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

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                    • #11
                      Pastafarianism
                      Originally posted by Desmo
                      Why be a cunt about it?

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                      • #12
                        Buddhism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                        no deity just a guy that wanted peace and inner harmony, dont have to pray to him or collect money just be well.
                        I think about sex every tits seconds.

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                          dudeism



                          there is no substitute

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by thro View Post
                            sorry founders like like transexuals

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                            I'd hit it.
                            The one with the most Duke.

                            S.
                            Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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                            • #15
                              Why be a follower...

                              Create your own religion and be a leader...

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