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  • How Embarrassment :)

    I'm sure everybody has had one of those moments...................

    When, what you see isn't exactly what is happening.

    I cant ride/drive till Feb cause of Injuries and either have to walk everywhere or train/Bus it.

    I caught the train to Mandurah and walked to the Forum.

    I had a can of Red Bull in my back pocket that I forgot about and proceeded to go into Kmart and try on a pair of shoes.

    Unbeknownst to me when I sat on the little wooden seat the can split.

    The people next to me were staring and whispering and I didn't realise what at, until I stood up.

    The WHOLE contents had dribbled onto the floor under me and looked exactly like..... Piddle.

    To make matters worse, it was also down ONE side of my bum and jeans leg.

    The walk back to the Station and the train ride home wasn't nice.

    Please next time Ground just open up and swallow me.......................
    What You See

    Isn't always what you get

  • #2
    Character building.

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    • #3
      An innovative excuse. I like it.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          We're all friends here, you don't have to make up stories about drink cans.

          Wally: Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
          Bilko: Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
          Wally: He wet his bed!
          Bilko: Oh, well, once in a while...
          Wally: No, he did it from across the room.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Buffle View Post
            An innovative excuse. I like it.
            So do I, must remember that one!!!
            "It moved"

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            • #7
              No One else has had a horrible moment like that ?????
              What You See

              Isn't always what you get

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              • #8
                nah dont piss myself in public
                Originally posted by Rich...
                You got me in trouble...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sookie View Post
                  nah dont piss myself in public
                  Just in private?

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                  • #10
                    It's mandurah, isn't that the norm?

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                    • #11
                      Sounds like bullpiss to me
                      "I drink it when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it," she once said, "unless I'm thirsty."
                      Madame Lilly Bollinger

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                      • #12
                        Sort of embarrassing got really drunk at a friends told a girl I wanted to fuck the shit out of her, later spewed up all over myself then was naked in the bathtub.
                        "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by non_quotidiun View Post
                          Sounds like bullpiss to me
                          The guys at work keep saying its made of this. Yukkkk if it is
                          What You See

                          Isn't always what you get

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Halo_2 View Post
                            Sort of embarrassing got really drunk at a friends told a girl I wanted to fuck the shit out of her, later spewed up all over myself then was naked in the bathtub.
                            Could have been worse.

                            You could have thrown up all over HER during it
                            What You See

                            Isn't always what you get

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TROUBLE View Post
                              No One else has had a horrible moment like that ?????
                              Got a really good BJ at a BnS. Realised the next day it was from my sister.

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