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  • What does your bike say about you?

    Quite a bit, it seems - and Ducati riders do quite well: Ducati riders most commonly company directors, while Cagiva owners are unemployed - Motorcycle news : General news - Visordown
    "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice." Albert Einstein

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    not rich enough to afford a brand newie but trusting. What does my bike say about the person who checked it over for me before I brought it, a Ducati owner go figure who thought he knew a good bike when he saw one, someone who has had and ridden and owned many bikes, untrustworthy, and an ex

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    • #3
      semi middle age crisis.
      You can't *burrrp* can't just post, just post anything you feel like morty, you just *burrp* just end up *burrp* end up hurting people's feelings morty I mean how, how would you like it if I said things that offended you morty?

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      • #4
        That I think blue is a pretty colour
        Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

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        • #5
          I must like coffee

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rharris View Post
            I must like coffee
            Me too

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            • #7
              I have an enormous penis.
              Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
              Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

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              • #8
                Originally posted by devolved View Post
                I have an enormous penis.
                That's why I ride a moped, it leaves it with room to hang.
                Do you remember the good old days before the internet?

                when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.

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                • #9
                  According to my axle and peg sliders i crash too much
                  Hello

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by devolved View Post
                    I have an enormous penis.
                    you know what they say about men who brag, its all talk

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                    • #11
                      Old, crusty, not properly working and waiting for some love.
                      sigpic

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                      • #12
                        I must be a square peg in a round hole.

                        I think they call it "girth".
                        Its all good on Ducati's

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                        • #13
                          I'm a tasteless hoon.

                          250 ninja = Mario cart player in real life

                          CBR 250 RR (15 years plus ones) = pirate that didn't want to listen to the advice of PSB, or couldn't bring themselves in the early 00's to ride a hyosung.

                          Hyosungs 250 riders = riders that most of the time saved money and got their big bike quicker.

                          Harley sports = Hawaiian guys from Golburn jail.
                          Originally posted by Abuse this
                          Get a load of this pussy, he wouldn't travel back in time to murder a baby.

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                          • #14
                            GSX650F - careful commuter that checks for speed traps before checking if the official top speed is accurate...
                            The correct number of bikes to own = N + 1, where N is the current number of bikes you own.

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                            • #15
                              modified R1 = over compensating
                              B19 Oakford V.B.F.S

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