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    What job would make you happiest? one that make you actually want to wake up in the morning? loving your job so much that you're looking forward for Monday mornings or the next fly out day?

    Good hours, great work environment and excellent pay?

    Best I can do to describe the issue is this.
    Normally it goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, shift, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    But now it's a bit more like this
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-R-R-r-r-r-r-r-, shift

    exan

  • #2
    Stay-at-home dad for my cat.

    Probably not gonna pay the bills, though.

    Bugger.
    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.

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    • #3
      Motorcycle Mechanic if they got paid well, which they don't.

      Probably for ducati so i can be a perfectionist without the boss winging its taking too long.
      "Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a beautiful day"

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      • #4
        Aah...Moto GP rider.

        For something more attainable, a novelist.

        For reality, a Paramedic.
        Much love for you. http://templeofthewayoflight.org/

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        • #5
          King of the world.
          They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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          • #6
            Most trusted advisor of king of the world. (Also looks afer the harem portfolio)
            Much love for you. http://templeofthewayoflight.org/

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            • #7
              Dream job: Being an action sports star like Travis Pastrana or Josh Sheehan.

              Attainable job: Being a motorcycle tour guide in SE Asia or India.

              Realistically: I'm pretty happy being being dual trade instrumention/electrician. Excellent pay and conditions and I've been everywhere in WA except Exmouth and Kalbarri.

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              • #8
                Dream Job

                Sleep consultant, quality control tester in a mattress factory.
                Failing that, snow plough operator for the City of Perth with appropriate recompense for being on call 24/7.

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                • #9
                  Pheasant plucker.

                  S.
                  Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

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                  • #10
                    Dream: Volcanologist or GP rider.
                    Realistic: Working with animals and getting paid decent money to do so.

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                    • #11
                      A mate of mine used to wank pigs.
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                      • #12
                        Official at motorcycle racing events.
                        You too can share this dream.
                        Whatcha doing this Sunday folks ?

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                        • #13
                          Wanking pigs.

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                          Oh, oops,what am I saying, it was a mate of mine that wanked pigs. I'd never wank a pig.
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                          • #14
                            I'm living my dream job.
                            Government pay me to drive a big red truck like a maniac real fast through red lights.
                            They also pay me to squirt a big water pistol. Pay me to cut up cars. Pay me to smash Windows and hang out in burning building. Pay me to pick up chicks. Pay me to but out bush fires (aka water the garden). Pay me to Crawl into tight spaces (nothing to do with picking up chicks).... And the kicker... Pay me to sleep 😁

                            However I could always give it up to become the next action movie hero like old school Arnie or Segal
                            Originally posted by Sprint
                            To the absolute contrary, i have always found (true**) harley riders to be amoung the most approachable, most completely committed riders.

                            ** not the accountant with the bandana and attitude - that guy needs a punch in the vagina

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                            • #15
                              Professional robber and loving it .

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