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    if you're going to drink to excess (without expiring), don't go to sleep while taking a piss

    i'm still trying to get over sunday arvo
    "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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    Finally...I can see the benefits of being a woman...I did that thursday night, but I was sitting down. ROFL
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    • #3
      i wasnt, therefore i now have a collection of lumps and grazes which weren't there on sunday morning
      "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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      • #4
        Ha ha,

        maybe ya shoulda done this

        If you've put yourself in a position where someone has to see you in order for you to be safe -- to see you, and to give a fuck -- you've already blown it." -- Neal Stephenson,

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        • #5
          Hahaha

          Did you wake up wet?
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          • #6
            he always wakes up wet

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            • #7
              woke up dry, but with various assorted trinkets that belong on shelf above the bog on top of me.
              vague recollection of standing there, closing eyes and thinking "just close eyes for second", then waking up with the missus hovering over me asking wtf happened. i think i replied "crash"

              edit: didnt get wet, had finished the main part, just struggling with the thought of staggering back to bed when it happened
              "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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