Bent outdoor water pipe/tap.

[agrid]

[BOFH]

seriously, the qualities of manhood seems to have developed an inverse relationship with the number of hipster beards
1. go to fucking bunnings
2. buy some stuff
3. apply stuff
4. if it pisses water all over the joint, restart from 1.

I have to agree!

Why do you need to ask anything? Get some shit from Bunnings, replace the pipe. Have a couple of beers....

[06sti]

I don't think that's going to bend back very well. Buy, beg, borrow or steal a map gas torch and cut the pipe at the lowest bend then solder new fitting on or Bunnings sell taps with a length of copper pipe attached buy that and a inline olive connector, will look average but cheap solution if your no good with tools.

[BusaSteve]

I didnt know Yorkshire fittings, (pre soldered) were still available. A normal blow torch will work on those...I found dipping the pipe in flux prior to fitting the joiner helped the solder flow.

[Para045]

I didnt know Yorkshire fittings, (pre soldered) were still available.

Yeah but they make your tap sound funny and they run slow all the time Personally I'd Boycott them

[98kellrs]

looks like the tap is trying to give itself head *snigger*

[agrid]

I didnt know Yorkshire fittings, (pre soldered) were still available. A normal blow torch will work on those...I found dipping the pipe in flux prior to fitting the joiner helped the solder flow.

Taps! We used to dream about having taps, mah dad used to stick foonnel in mouth and pour dirty water in from a booket.

[BusaSteve]

Luxury! we had t drink sweat off old hag from oop street and lick er toes.

[BusaSteve]

Yeah but they make your tap sound funny and they run slow all the time Personally I'd Boycott them

Tha'd be gettin t bit a parking up t nose if that dint know owt from grumitt!

[PolishBiker]

Ok, managed to bend it back, not a perfect fit but it works : )

Thank you for some of the useful advice's.

[forunna]

seriously, the qualities of manhood seems to have developed an inverse relationship with the number of hipster beards
1. go to fucking bunnings
2. buy some stuff
3. apply stuff
4. if it pisses water all over the joint, restart from 1.

oh my god. I am going to say it...

What Joe said.