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  • Things that shit me

    This is just a general whinge thread.

    1. Numbers on your credit/debit card that you can't see properly because they're the same colour plastic as your card

    2. James Faulkner's moustache. Makes him look like a 70s porn star.

    3. Traffic cops. I've met some good cops in my time but none of them were traffic cops. Bottom of the barrel, especially those ones that wear those stupid fucking nazi style jodhpurs

    4. Lawyers. They're leeches the lot of them.

    5. Man buns, What shits me most is that they actually know how to tie them up.

    6. People that say "have you got a pen handy?" after you've just asked them for a phone number or email address

    7. Transmissions in W210 series mercs. They put the best diesel motor ever built (OM 613) with transmissions made out of fucking plasticine. I have two of them in my driveway with blown transmissions

    8. People from fuelwatch that tell you to "shop around" when interviewed on the radio. Where the fuck do I get a job where I get paid money to tell people the bleedin' obvious

    9. Waleed Aly. Wanker

    10. Microsoft, especially their fucking updates that occur whenever they fucking feel like it. Too bad if you're in the middle of something important.

    11. The photo setup on macs. Trying to transfer photos between devices or on your Mac is a fucking dog's breakfast.

    12. The price of popcorn at the movies.

    13. Pricks on Harleys that think they sound cool because their byzantine pieces of shit make lots of noise. Especially those wankers that wear those stupid looking fucking skull masks. If you don't like the wind on your face wear a full face helmet fuckwit.

    14. Diesel particulate filters. Pain in the arse. If you have to replace one they can sometimes cost more than your fucking car's worth.

    15. Toyota LSDs. Why can Nissan and Mitsubishi build LSDs that last but Toyota can't?

    That'll do for now.

    That'll do for now

  • #2
    Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Chuck Steak View Post
      2. James Faulkner's moustache. Makes him look like a 70s porn star. Looks more like a pedophile to me.

      3. Traffic cops. I've met some good cops in my time but none of them were traffic cops. Bottom of the barrel, especially those ones that wear those stupid fucking nazi style jodhpurs They're the product of our governments obsession with revenue based policing. It's accountancy policing.

      7. Transmissions in W210 series mercs. They put the best diesel motor ever built (OM 613) with transmissions made out of fucking plasticine. I have two of them in my driveway with blown transmissions Real men drive manuals, Autos are for men that don't like the aircon blowing up their vagina... also Auto's work like this...



      9. Waleed Aly. Wanker Yep

      10. Microsoft, especially their fucking updates that occur whenever they fucking feel like it. Too bad if you're in the middle of something important. Switch to a Mac

      11. The photo setup on macs. Trying to transfer photos between devices or on your Mac is a fucking dog's breakfast. Oh Wai...
      My two cents in red.
      Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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      • #4
        I'll have No 1, 9 and 13 thanks.


        To read the numbers on my credit card I need a spotlight and magnifying glass... yes my eyesight (near) is fucked but so is many other peoples, how fucking brain dead do they have to be to not have realised the shit design after what, 30 years or more?

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        • #5
          Grumpy Old Men.
          They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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          • #6
            You forgot Clive Palmers ads on the TV.

            He should be poked in the eye with a banana
            Last edited by TROUBLE; 29-01-2019, 06:09 PM.
            What You See

            Isn't always what you get

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            • #7
              Kunts that start posts about things that piss them off...that they found on a website and copy/pasted to a forum so they look coolAF.


              Oh and other kantz that respond to the thread...


              Bike riders who think load exhausts are awesome..


              Bearded people who talk too loud about their great lives as single men.

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              Originally posted by TROUBLE View Post
              You forgot Clive Palmers ads on the TV.
              Radio/Net/Mobile device and ebay/you tube and print media..... his fukkin ads are everywhere.
              " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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              • #8
                Kunts that don't know this thread exists...

                https://www.perthstreetbikes.com/for...d.php?t=172266
                Trying to think of a wise and sincere signature quote, but the only words that leap to mind are, "TITTY SPRINKLES"

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                • #9
                  my credit card doesn't have embossed numbers on it, they are printed on the card

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dwillia View Post
                    my credit card doesn't have embossed numbers on it, they are printed on the card
                    I don't believe you. Please post pics of both the back and front of the card so I can confirm the numbers aren't raised.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kristy View Post
                      I don't believe you. Please post pics of both the back and front of the card so I can confirm the numbers aren't raised.
                      haw haw haw!

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                      • #12
                        Those ads on TV for The Grout Guy.

                        Matthew Wade

                        The way they mike up players in BBL

                        All so-called reality TV

                        All cooking shows on TV

                        Horse racing. Especially the way that we’re all supposed to take an interest in the Melbourne fucking Cup

                        The complete absence of stormwater drains in Perth. Instead useless fucking soak wells that block up

                        Finance reports on talkback radio. If you own shares are you going to listen to a two minute summary on radio for your I formation? Maybe they had s place 30 years ago but now it’s an anachronism

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                        • #13
                          First World problems...
                          The only thing wrong with a perfect ride to work is that you end up at work.
                          G T

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Green Trident View Post
                            First World problems...
                            Global warming-there'd be no fukking light if they didn't get WARM..!!!! duh..
                            " Imagination is the seed of life..."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GsxInShed View Post
                              Global warming-there'd be no fukking light if they didn't get WARM..!!!! duh..
                              Oh yeah - climate fucking change. Drought? That’s climate change. Floods. Climate change. Hotter? Climate change. Record snowfalls. Climate change. Less polar bears? Climate change. More polar bears? Climate change. Blow up our fucking cheap power stations to get the MOST EXPENSIVE FUCKING POWER IN THE WORLD and for what? We produce 1.3% of 3% 0.04% CO2 and even if the fucking IPCC is right the effect on temperature would be so small that it couldn’t even be fucking measured. And who said a warmer world is a bad thing anyway?

                              So we all go fucking broke while India and China plow ahead with building coal powered stations. How did we get such fucking useless government? Oh that’s right. Compulsory fucking voting

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