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  • Our Country, Our People

    Have a go at this… some things that define us…

    1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.

    2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.

    3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.

    4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.

    5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.

    6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sand shoes. No thief has ever worked this out.

    7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.

    8. All our best heroes are losers.

    9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.

    10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.

    11. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".

    12. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.

    13. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.

    14. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.

    15. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.

    16. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry; he'll have catered for it).

    17. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.

    18. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad at home.

    19. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.

    20. When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the Motel's pool will always be slightly larger than the pool itself.

    21. There comes a time in every Australian's life when they realise that the Aerogard is worse than the mozzies

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