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    Ladies, according to this, you tend to attract the, err, more primal type.

    From, http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne

    AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Sibu the Orangutan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.
    Apenheul Primate Park hoped Sibu would become its breeding male when he arrived two years ago, but orangutans aren't his type.
    "He chases them, or ignores them, but he doesn't do what he should do," said a spokeswoman for the park.
    Instead, Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, the spokeswoman said, was common for orangutans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.
    "orangutans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like tattoos," she said.



  • #2
    Now that's some Freudian shit right there.
    This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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    • #3
      what a wicked ape

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      • #4
        simple fix....bottle of peroxide, packet of razors and and a tattoo gun.
        "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by chief wiggum View Post
          simple fix....bottle of peroxide, packet of razors and and a tattoo gun.
          Aperoxided Orang-utang????

          That's scary.

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          • #6
            i've seen worse on the streets of perth
            "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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            • #7
              Thats just Jason Akermanis.
              This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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              • #8


                *drool*

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                • #9
                  ^^^WSS^^^
                  Does that make me primal then? cause I am often attracted to tattoo'd blondes :p
                  Designed by a Genius.
                  Built by Craftsmen.
                  Ridden by a TWAT!

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