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    You know you've been around bikes too long when.......

    You type "car" into predictive text on your phone and you get "cbr"

  • #2
    when you hear the word 'clutching' on the radio and your ears instantly prick up...

    only to hear they're talking about a baby clutching it's mother

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    • #3
      When you check the weather radar 20 times a day, and attempt to predict the "hole" in the rain belts that will allow you home warm and dry
      Dead Man's Hand
      Internationational Porter Protection Group
      Just call me Pat

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      • #4
        when you hear about someone getting off and you immediately think "I hope they're ok"
        Originally posted by kyliejane
        benjamin is nobodys friend. if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
        Originally posted by harns
        Good riders don't need insurance though, they can evade any situation

        BUY_MY_BIKE!!!

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        • #5
          Describing things as highsides.
          Things like truck rollovers, someone stacking a swivel chair etc.

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          • #6
            When you watch for oil while riding shotgun in the cage =P

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            • #7
              When you throw your knee out mid corner and catch it on the window winder.

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              • #8
                when you plan an escape route and move in for the split only to realize you are in a huge frickin ute

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                • #9
                  when your non-riding passenger asks, why do you nod every time a bike goes past?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by taint View Post
                    when you plan an escape route and move in for the split only to realize you are in a huge frickin ute
                    Originally posted by Chyna View Post
                    when your non-riding passenger asks, why do you nod every time a bike goes past?
                    I thought it was just me?
                    Dead Man's Hand
                    Internationational Porter Protection Group
                    Just call me Pat

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                    • #11


                      When this is not yoga
                      Last edited by Satan1; 19-11-2007, 03:45 PM.

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                      • #12
                        When they keep mentioning Corryn Rainey's death on the radio, you think something happened to Wayne rainey
                        Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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                        • #13
                          When friends assume that when you say 'session' you mean the Sunday Session but you actually mean Tuning Session

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                          • #14
                            When you get a new set of tyres and you take it easy around corners, only to remember you're in a car.
                            The broken genius.

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                            • #15
                              5char
                              2006 Yamaha R1SP;
                              In an interview with the New Scientist magazine marking his birthday, Stephen Hawking was asked what he thought about most during the day, and replied: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
                              Amen, brother. Amen.
                              My nemesis; Barfridge

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