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my fiance bought me a Homersapien. It's the Robosapien toy, homer simpson style. It's official merchandise. It is also possibly the shittest toy ever.
It's a huge heavy arsed robot wannabe that makes noises and supposedly has fluid movement.
The worst part I think is the terrible Homer Simpson voice they put on there. It sounds nothing like Homer and the quotes he says aren't from any Simpsons episode I have ever watched.
He says "DOH" whenever he can't do an action. Either because you are pressing the wrong button or something is blocking his way. So as you can imagine, he says it often. He doesn't say the Homer "DOH"... rather more of a "DOO". It's just plain f*(ked.
Guess what the best bit is??? You can't turn the bloody sound off. And it is loud!
He can't walk properly and he can't turn properly. He can pick stuff up as long as it is positioned in exactly the right spot next to his foot. The only way to do this is to position it by hand about 3cm from the robots claw. Wow....pretty impressive.
When you press turn left.......he turns right. Top class manufacturing and quality control.
I think one day I will see how far he can walk himself through a tunnel of fire before he fails. I think that would be about the most entertainment I could get from it.
Actually....since my fiance bought it for me... I actually have to pretend I like the damn thing until she forgets about it. Thankfully even she thought it was crap.
There you have it folks, avoid this piece of rubbish at all costs
It's a huge heavy arsed robot wannabe that makes noises and supposedly has fluid movement.
The worst part I think is the terrible Homer Simpson voice they put on there. It sounds nothing like Homer and the quotes he says aren't from any Simpsons episode I have ever watched.
He says "DOH" whenever he can't do an action. Either because you are pressing the wrong button or something is blocking his way. So as you can imagine, he says it often. He doesn't say the Homer "DOH"... rather more of a "DOO". It's just plain f*(ked.
Guess what the best bit is??? You can't turn the bloody sound off. And it is loud!
He can't walk properly and he can't turn properly. He can pick stuff up as long as it is positioned in exactly the right spot next to his foot. The only way to do this is to position it by hand about 3cm from the robots claw. Wow....pretty impressive.
When you press turn left.......he turns right. Top class manufacturing and quality control.
I think one day I will see how far he can walk himself through a tunnel of fire before he fails. I think that would be about the most entertainment I could get from it.
Actually....since my fiance bought it for me... I actually have to pretend I like the damn thing until she forgets about it. Thankfully even she thought it was crap.
There you have it folks, avoid this piece of rubbish at all costs
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