So, who is applying?

[Sunshine & F'n Rainbows]

SBS Top Gear

Open casting call for the Australian Top Gear production. Who's going to volunteer to be our Stig?

[Daise]

deej for stig.

[Dingo]

Im volunteering to be Captain Slow.

If only I knew someone who could operate a camera as well as I can to film my audition reel for me

[Dingo]

Just read the application pack.

I like! Some of the questions are very worthy

[Sunshine & F'n Rainbows]

I feel sorry for the guy having to watch 40,000 tapes of people doing burnouts, Clarkson impersonations or showing off their backwards cap collection.

[thro]

The holder of a current, unblemished drivers licence.

Just who do they expect here??

[Supercharged1600]

Just who do they expect here??

it's just a guess but if demerit points were like frequent flyer points this forum could probably fly our own cast there (UK) and shoot the show!!!!

[zoikz]

not that i can do one, but... would doing a rolling stoppie help my case?

hahaa

but anyway.. I don't know any car nuts that have unblemished drivers licenses... ANY!~!

[Aphex]

Just who do they expect here??

If its currently unblemished, then they can expect to keep you around for longer cant they.

[ButtNekid]

well my driving record is unblemished, no demerits, I have had a few rip snorter vehicles. So what I need to apply and I am going to do for a laugh, imagine if I got on, all the free plugs for PSB and maybe even a 2 wheel section on Top Gear????:

- a camera man (Dingo??);
- volunteers to allow me to do a segment in their vehicles, I already have, and get this is so sweet, a turbo bentley converable, a mazaratti and wait for it, a Ferrari 612 oh yeah to do a 2 minute segment in for a laugh, I just need a coff M3 or a porsche....

[Sunshine & F'n Rainbows]

I'd be tempted, but I'm not photogenic in the least, I don't have any real skills and I live in a town with the automotive variety of a Nascar meet.

However, I do know a few dirty limericks. That may help...

[Martin1]

Just who do they expect here??

It could be like the english version where they recently had Mr Ladyman (pretty sure that was his real name!) come on to do a lap in the daewoo.

he is the head of the english equivalent to the road safety council.
the conversation went a little like this;

Clarkson: "how many demerits have you got on your license?"
Ladyman: "oh about seven. my wife won't take any of mine! how about you?"

Clarkson: "i don't have any demerits "

Implied Clarkson: "who's the hoon now bitch!!"

[Daise]

Cam, two out of the three presenters aren't photogenic. Actually, since his accident Hamster looks like he's aged 20 years, so make that three out of three.

You'll be fine

[Fastgirl]

I'd be tempted, but I'm not photogenic in the least, ...

says he with the pretty boy avatar of himself.

[Sunshine & F'n Rainbows]

says he with the pretty boy avatar of himself.

See, I'm also a hypocrite.