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mmm maggot cheese with possibility of vomiting and bloody diarrhea induced by a maggot infested intestine... marvelous.
In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you. Its the little things that make the difference
Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.
I remember seeing a video, I believe it was on youtube, showing how food breaks down over time. They put a few regular burgers/chips up against the Maccas variety. After a few days the normal stuff was showing major deterioration, I think it took some weeks before the Maccas burger broke down, by which time most of the other chips were gone. The Maccas chips barely deteriorated, which tells us something about the kind of time spans their preservatives give them to keep their food "edible".
maccas fries will outlast nuclear blasts, along with cockroaches and diamonds
Actually, it's not entirely true about cockroaches. From memory, it was something to do with cell splitting/regeneration that protects them from the radiation. Blegh, trying to remember why but something to the effect of: Because their cells only replicate themselves like once a week rather than constantly the majority of roaches will survive the initial radiation. That's not strictly speaking to say the radiation won't roast their cells within the week if they don't get clear of the danger zone.
...I think it took some weeks before the Maccas burger broke down, by which time most of the other chips were gone. The Maccas chips barely deteriorated, which tells us something about the kind of time spans their preservatives give them to keep their food "edible".
This is a bad thing? ... Surely I am not the only one that keeps a big mac in their glove box 'in case of emergencies'. What the hell are you people going to do if a rogue bear decides to come after you! (granted, the bear is probably only in the area because of the big mac, but hey ... its that whole chicken and the egg thing all over again!)
Originally posted by JuanGabrielle
I snuffle some commanders, I boomerang and disport, I go to the despite. Susie Isaacs has a large collection of cheesier amoebas.
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