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  • #16
    You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
    You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

    When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

    On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

    The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or ( become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

    Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

    spot on

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    • #17
      im quite pissed off

      i got the harley 883 sportster as well

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      • #18
        Yamaha YZF R1
        You scored 7 moxie, 6 zeal, and 1 pomp!
        You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
        Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

        It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)





        My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

        You scored higher than 71% on moxie

        You scored higher than 83% on zeal

        You scored higher than 23% on pomp

        meh....as i expected

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        • #19
          Aprilia RSV Mille

          You scored 8 moxie, 0 zeal, and 6 pomp!

          You're a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You've spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself.
          Seriously. The Mille's power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you're not having fun, and you're riding less than you did on your old bike. If you're not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal.




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          • #20
            You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

            But, but, I&#39;m sensible rider <_<
            Fast, cheap & reliable ... pick any two.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by XooM@Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM
              But, but, I&#39;m sensible rider  <_<
              SQUID! AHA!

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              Yamaha YZF R1
              You scored 7 moxie, 7 zeal, and -3 pomp! <--
              You&#39;re addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don&#39;t really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
              Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I&#39;ve seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

              It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)


              So........who&#39;s gonna gimmie an R1?
              sigpic

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              • #22
                Yamaha YZF R1
                You scored 6 moxie, 8 zeal, and 5 pomp!
                You&#39;re addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don&#39;t really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.

                Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I&#39;ve seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

                It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)


                You scored higher than 63% on moxie
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                You scored higher than 93% on zeal
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                You scored higher than 71% on pomp

                Woot, Mille + Monster is more my style though but hey, works for me.

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                • #23
                  600cc Sportbike
                  You scored 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and 4 pomp!
                  You are a squid (don&#39;t like this bit ). Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn&#39;t matter, since you&#39;re going to wad it.
                  You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

                  When you&#39;re riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You&#39;re not a bad rider, but you&#39;re just not as good as you think you are.)

                  On a hot day, you&#39;re likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

                  The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or ( become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes. (Been there done that, not again!!!!)
                  Take it to the track. You&#39;ll live longer.


                  You scored higher than 85% on moxie

                  You scored higher than 89% on zeal

                  You scored higher than 64% on pomp

                  (and the peice of bike shown ......... CBR600 F4i....... That&#39;s just too freaky )

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                  • #24
                    Rock the hell on!!!!!! I do love the Italian beasties! This test is SO right, therefore, someone must buy me an Aprilia ASAP!!!!!!
                    Come on guys - the test said I have to have one; who&#39;s coughing up the dosh for it?

                    (Bit concerned about the &#39;pomp&#39; result though!! Actually - the lack of &#39;zeal&#39; too!! )


                    Aprilia RSV Mille
                    You scored 7 moxie, -3 zeal, and 8 pomp!
                    You&#39;re a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You&#39;ve spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself.
                    Seriously. The Mille&#39;s power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you&#39;re not having fun, and you&#39;re riding less than you did on your old bike. If you&#39;re not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal.

                    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
                    You scored higher than 76% on moxie
                    You scored higher than 5% on zeal
                    You scored higher than 97% on pomp
                    "Look wise guy, I know I'm a racer, I can feel it in my code."

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ice@Jun 22 2005, 02:38 AM

                        You scored higher than 76% on moxie
                        You scored higher than 5% on zeal
                        You scored higher than 97% on pomp [/i]
                      [snapback]130594[/snapback]

                      But you look as cute as a button on the bike you have now

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                      • #26
                        Yamaha YZF R1
                        You scored 8 moxie, 8 zeal, and 3 pomp!
                        You&#39;re addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don&#39;t really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
                        Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I&#39;ve seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

                        It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)



                        hey maybe this thing does know a thing or two... spot on
                        tba.....

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                        • #27
                          Yamaha FJR1300
                          You scored 4 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!
                          You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
                          You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?
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                          No far off for me either!
                          A sport tourer like the GSX750F.... which I have sorta outgrown and hopefully sold.
                          I&#39;m not gonna move up in cc&#39;s for now though until I have got the ZXR going again and decided whether or not to go down through sportier options or keep going with the comfier sport tourers.

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                          • #28
                            Harley 883 Sportster NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

                            You scored 4 moxie, 4 zeal, and 5 pomp!
                            You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.
                            However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.


                            You have the potential to be a great rider. Take the MSF class, and choose a bike that won&#39;t hold you back! this bit ok !

                            Can you see me on a Harley , AAARRGGGGGG !!!!!!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by robotinperth@Jun 22 2005, 02:57 AM
                              But you look as cute as a button on the bike you have now
                              [snapback]130595[/snapback]
                              Smartass!!
                              Why I oughtta...!!

                              I&#39;m fragile!! I need everybody to say how fabulous my bike looks!! IT&#39;S ALL ABOUT THE WAY IT LOOKS!!!!!!
                              "Look wise guy, I know I'm a racer, I can feel it in my code."

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                              • #30

                                You scored higher than 67% on moxie

                                You scored higher than 80% on zeal

                                You scored higher than 32% on pomp


                                Yamaha YZF R1
                                You scored 6 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!
                                You&#39;re addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don&#39;t really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
                                Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I&#39;ve seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

                                It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)


                                Woohoo bring it on!!!



                                * ONE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FREEDOM TILL THEY RIDE ! *

                                <span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT TO HUG ROSSI????</span>

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