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  • You look familiar ... A short story

    So I was at the Boobalicious Ball on Saturday ... Im standing there minding my own business when an attractive blonde walks up to me.

    The conversation kinda went like this

    B: Hi ..Do I know you
    H: Ummmm I dunno .. do you ?
    B: You look really familiar ..
    H: Uhuh .. (awooooga awooooooga .. stalker alert)
    B: Yeah .. whats your name ??
    H: *Insert Name*
    B: Nah .... I just thought you look like someone I know
    H: Who ?
    B: This guy called Hewie from PSB^_^
    H: Ummmmm thats cause I am Hewie from PSB (Im just about wetting myself about now)

    Well I loled


    I love Perth .. you cant take 3 paces without meeting someone you know
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

  • #2
    thought she was gonna say you looked like runkle from californication, cos that's what i was thinking

    so you gonna tell us who it was? cos everyone wants to know an attractive blonde
    "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by chief wiggum View Post
      so you gonna tell us who it was? cos everyone wants to know an attractive blonde
      A gentleman never tells
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hewie View Post
        A gentleman never tells
        so lets pretend you're not a gentleman












        or is there no need to pretend?
        "I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"

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        • #5
          Thread fails to deliver..
          Need boobies..
          :stupid:

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          • #6
            Was said blonde wearing a blue dress by any chance??

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            • #7
              Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

              Some say he only showers on even days of the week

              Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

              All we know is he's Hewie.

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              • #8
                Did she bear the same name as your wife?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hewie View Post
                  Much better Hewie!
                  :stupid:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dynamite View Post
                    Was said blonde wearing a blue dress by any chance??
                    I can neither confim or deny

                    Originally posted by Wedge View Post
                    Much better Hewie!
                    Glad to help
                    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                    All we know is he's Hewie.

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                    • #11
                      is the said blonde in the photo you posted to facebook titled "you look like someone I know?"

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                      • #12
                        Take ya pick theres only 3 in that one.

                        Wait till ya see the other pics
                        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                        All we know is he's Hewie.

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                        • #13
                          damn, thought I had it sussed then

                          we were looking at more than just cleavage

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                          • #14
                            You can try to play six degrees of separation (or Kevin Bacon ) in Perth, but it wont work. You'll struggle to get past 2 degrees....
                            Can you help with foster care?
                            http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...needed-163289/

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                            • #15
                              Hahaha, was a good ball.
                              Good to meet ya Hewie.
                              Riding - Living the dream...

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