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  • Best insults - low brow - NSFW

    As for the http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...gh-brow-86267/ thread, but for people who are too fucking stupid to not resort to bad language or racial slurs.

    You know, like those thick-as-shit kawasaki owners who are only well hung because that's the only way you can spend every minute with your cock in your hand AND your knuckles dragging on the ground as you lurch aimlessly around your life whilst your two brain cells try desperately to find one another again...
    "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

  • #2
    Needs a poll troll.

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    • #3
      Haha, fartface. Troll poll needs options. Provide them.
      "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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      • #4
        When you're going to insult someone do you stoop to

        - Single Expletive
        - Brand bashing
        - Genital criticism
        - Abuse of profession
        - Ridicule of intelligence
        - Strine' insults (e.g "knuckle-dragger, drongo, blah.. )

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        • #5
          I have always liked "Fuck off and fuck off now!"

          Its simple and to the point.
          My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

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          • #6
            Low brow?

            Busted arse gutter slut.
            In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
            Its the little things that make the difference
            Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
            If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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            • #7
              Fit in or fuck off
              Originally posted by Melkor
              The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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              • #8
                "You fucking redneck"

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                • #9
                  I love calling people "git".

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                  • #10
                    I've always been somewhat partial to "why don't you make like a tree and fuck off", Biff Tannen style.
                    Originally posted by Melkor
                    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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                    • #11
                      I find "cunt" to be quite effective.
                      In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
                      Its the little things that make the difference
                      Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
                      If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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                      • #12
                        Dejavu like to call me this one "C&*T muscle fuck face"

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                        • #13
                          When you call someone a cnut and they reply with "At least they are usefull" reply with "Not when they are as big as you their not"
                          They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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                          • #14
                            My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:

                            1. Wank Stain
                            2. Bollocksing piece of shit
                            3. Dick cheese
                            4. Cunt flap
                            5. Smeg breath
                            /cocksnogger

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                            • #15
                              "Fuck you and everyone that looks like you."

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