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    It is offocial. I am now divorced.

    This means I can_____________________ whenever I want!

    Feel free to fill the blanks and celebrate with me!

    Love you all!

    The world is farking fantastic!

    The Godfather!
    Last edited by THE GODFATHER; 01-07-2009, 05:05 PM.

  • #2
    Did the thing with the crazy wog chick not work out? I'm shocked mate.

    Condolences.

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    • #3
      And you live in Ellenbrook(e). Interesting, very interesting...
      https://parodieslost.blog/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by THE GODFATHER View Post

        This means I can fart whenever I want!
        Originally posted by vk6hgr
        My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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        • #5
          Welcome to the club, wes.

          I can remarry whenever I want! (no catholic)

          That's about the only difference it makes, apart from the whole closure thing.
          "Once upon a time we would obey in public, but in private we would be cynical; today, we announce cynicism, but in private we obey."

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          • #6
            grats mate ... its a good feeling isn't it! .. .. best $500 I ever spent ... .. time for u to go party....
            Vincit Omnia Veritas
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            • #7
              Congratulations!

              But I can't help but think that you are in fact not happy, so I shall e-pat you on the back and say "there, there"

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              • #8
                definately happy.

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                • #9
                  "there, there" Let it all out mate.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by THE GODFATHER View Post
                    This means I can eat ice cream straight from the tub without even taking it out of the freezer while wearing my pyjamas whenever I want!
                    Originally posted by THE GODFATHER View Post
                    This means I can __________________ whomever I want!
                    https://parodieslost.blog/

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by the godfather View Post
                      it is offocial. I am now divorced.

                      this means i can wear womens lingerie whenever i want!
                      qft.
                      FEADCinc, PSB?

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                      • #12
                        cook steak
                        don't make the bed
                        go out on rides
                        stay out late (or overnight)
                        buy whatever you want
                        travel
                        buy a car/bike just cos you think it's fun to drive
                        wear whatever you like and do your hair however you like
                        sleep all weekend
                        make lots of new friends

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                        • #13
                          _jerk it_
                          _fart_
                          _wear no pants_
                          im a holding, stroking, loving machine...also spanking


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by THE GODFATHER View Post
                            It is official. I am now divorced.

                            This means I can get married whenever I want!
                            Which I guess is never!
                            Originally posted by Melkor
                            The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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                            • #15
                              Good on yer, welcome to the club. I recommend divorce shopping:

                              Hi def big screen TV
                              Golf Clubs
                              Clothes
                              New speakers
                              Mega holiday
                              R1

                              That lot worked for me
                              Holder of

                              #007

                              Team KL 2011. Round 3 - the biggest yet

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