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    Alright, alright.

    I've borrowed this idea off Lee's "pant's" thread. But just a few weeks ago, the lead singer of the band "Elbow" was being interviewed on Triple J. He said that during looooong hours touring on the road, the band invented a game that they had to think of a a song, and replace the word "love" for the word "knob"!!

    As in:

    The Beatles: Knob, knob me do!

    Because the greeeaaatteeest knob of all..........is happening to meeeeeeeeeee!

    And I...................will always knob you......... etc, etc

    or:

    Lionel Richies: "My endless Knob":mellow:

    any more?

  • #2
    knob hurts

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    • #3
      Crazy little thing called knob
      A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

      Dear god, it's some weird bastardized three wheeled two person go-kart.

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      • #4
        Meh, Lee's thread is better.

        Here, "Find, Replace" should keep you amused for a while:

        1. knob Is All That Matters - Eric Carmen
        2. knob Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
        3. knob Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
        4. knob Moves In Mysterious Ways - Julia Fordham
        5. knob Is The Answer - England Dan & John Ford Coley
        6. knob... Thy Will Be Done - Martika
        7. knob Moves In Strange Ways - Blue Zoo
        8. knob - Jim Photoglo
        9. knob Makes No Promises - Candi
        10. knob Me - Michael Cretu
        11. knob Me For What I Am - Karen Carpenter
        12. knob Me For A Reason - Boyzone
        13. knob Shack - The B-52's
        14. knob Fool - The Cardigans
        15. knob Me Do - The Beatles
        16. knob Sensation - 911
        17. knob Will Lead You Back - Taylor Dayne
        18. knob Of My Life - Queen
        19. knob Of My Life - Jim Brickman & Michael W. Smith
        20. knob Is knob - Culture Club
        21. Never Knew knob Like This Before - Stephanie Mills
        22. I'll Always knob You - Michael Johnson
        23. If knob Is Blind - Tiffany
        24. Nothing's Gonna Change My knob For You - George Benson
        25. When You knob Someone - Bryan Adams
        26. When knob And Hate Collide - Def Leppard
        27. I'd knob You To Want Me - Lobo
        28. I knob You - Saigon Kick
        29. I Will Always knob You - Kenny Rogers
        30. Said I knob You... But I Lied - Michael Bolton
        31. Tonight I Celebrate My knob For You - Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack
        32. You Don't knob Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic
        33. Too Much knob Will Kill You - Brian May
        34. I'll Never knob This Way Again - Dionne Warwick
        35. This Ain't A knob Song - Bon Jovi
        36. I Don't Know Why You knob Me - Gene Cotton
        37. A knob Song - Lee Greenwood
        38. All The knob In The World - The Corrs
        39. Tell Me That You knob Me - Steve Gibb
        40. I Just Fall In knob Again - Anne Murray
        41. If I Sing You A knob Song - Bonnie Tyler
        42. To knob You More - Celine Dion
        43. When You Tell Me That You knob Me - Diana Ross
        44. I knob You Always And Forever - Donna Lewis
        45. That's The Way knob Goes - Janet Jackson
        46. Another Sad knob Song - Toni Braxton
        47. Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams
        48. Saving All My knob For You - Whitney Houston
        49. No More I knob You's - Annie Lennox
        50. You're In knob - Wilson Phillips
        51. A Long And Lasting knob - Crystal Gayle
        52. If You Had My knob - Jennifer Lopez
        53. Before I Fall In knob - Coco Lee
        54. Shakespeare In knob - Layla Kayliff
        55. First knob - Trisha McNichols & Christopher Atkins
        56. Glory Of knob - Peter Cetera
        57. Best Of My knob - Eagles
        58. Without Your knob - Roger Daltrey
        59. Can't Buy Me knob - The Beatles
        60. You Can't Hurry knob - Phil Collins
        61. No Ordinary knob - Jennifer knob Hewitt
        62. Dress You Up In My knob
        63. If I'm Not In knob - Kathy Trocolli
        64. Power Of knob - Laura Branigan
        65. When I Fall In knob - Nat King Cole & Natalie Cole
        66. Can't Help Falling In knob - Corey Hart
        67. Waiting For Your knob - Stevie B.
        68. Victims Of knob - Joe Lamont
        69. Sunshine Of Your knob - Eric Clapton
        70. I Wish That I Was Making knob - Alessi Bros.
        71. Lotta knob - Neil Young & Crazy Horse
        72. On The Wings Of knob - Jeffrey Osborne
        73. The One You knob - Glen Frey
        74. Is This knob - Survivor
        75. Shower Me With Your knob - Surface
        76. Endless knob - Lionel Richie & Diana Ross
        77. Woman In knob - Barbra Streisand
        78. Perhaps knob - John Denver
        79. My knob - Paul McCartney & Wings
        80. Shake Your knob - Debbie Gibson
        81. The More You Live The More You knob - A Flock Of Seagulls
        82. What About knob - Til Tuesday
        83. Your knob - The Outfield
        84. Where Is The knob - Black Eyed Peas
        85. I Would Do Anything For knob - Meatloaf
        86. Ready For knob - Bad Company
        87. Lost Without Your knob - Bread
        88. What Is knob - Howard Jones
        89. Send Her My knob - Journey
        90. Calling Dr. knob - Kiss
        91. Whole Lotta knob - Led Zeppelin
        92. Paint My knob - Michael Learns To Rock
        93. Nothing But knob - Mr. Big
        94. Crazy knob - Poco
        95. The One I knob - R.E.M.
        96. Believe In knob - Scorpions
        97. The Look Of knob - ABC
        98. Show Me knob - Robyn
        99. Modern knob - David Bowie
        100. All For knob - Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart & Sting
        "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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        • #5
          [QUOTE=Kryzaach;1524131]Meh, Lee's thread is better.

          And I agree, but thought I'd add this anyway??

          Cheers mate.

          You just killed my first ever "new thread" :mellow:

          You sound like a real "love"

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          • #6
            My mum taught me to replace "Rock" with "Fuck" in songs. It works most of the time ^_^
            Originally posted by vk6hgr
            My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mickey-T View Post
              Originally posted by Kryzaach View Post
              Meh, Lee's thread is better.
              And I agree, but thought I'd add this anyway??

              Cheers mate.

              You just killed my first ever "new thread" :mellow:

              You sound like a real "love"
              Awww, don't be like that, I'm sure there will be many more to come....
              "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kryzaach View Post
                Awww, don't be like that, I'm sure there will be many more to come....
                Alright bro'

                Sulk is over.

                I'll think of something more original next time

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                • #9
                  Dead Ringer for Knob - Meatloaf and Cher
                  The Power of Knob - Jennifer Rush
                  Knob U More - Steps
                  Let Knob be Your Energy - Robbie Williams
                  Knob of My Life - Queen
                  Knob Comes - The Posies
                  How Can We be Knobbers if We Can't be Friends - Michael Bolton
                  Time Knob and Tenderness - Michael Bolton
                  Somebody to Knob - Queen
                  Fast Knob - George Michael
                  I Can't Make You Knob Me - George Michael
                  You Have Been Knobbed - George Michael
                  Sunshine of Your Knob - Cream
                  Victim of Knob - Eagles
                  Knob Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
                  The Best of My Knob - Eagles
                  Here to Knob You - Doobie Brothers
                  Real Knob - Doobie Brothers
                  You Owe Me Some Kind of Knob - Chris Isaak
                  You Give Knob a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
                  Lay All Your Knob on Me - ABBA
                  Knob isn't Easy (But it Sure is Hard Enough) - ABBA
                  Originally Posted by Maxo
                  do people around you constantly wear their palm on their face?
                  to Butters

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