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  • Anyone punch stuff in their sleep?

    Inb4 girlfriends, have you ever been dreaming that you were fighting of something, and woken up just as you were about to punch, and lost your sleeping-paralysis at just the wrong moment?

    Victims so far:

    My iron bedpost x1

    A concrete wall in paris x1

    My plaster wall at home x1 (awarded purple heart)

    My right fist x3 (apparently having a tie with the plaster wall was the closest thing to victory I could muster)

    Anyone else do stupid shit while asleep?
    Originally posted by Dragunov-21
    If you want me to answer a question, I want you to ask one that doesn't put words in my mouth that were never there.

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    http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...-habits-88099/
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    • #3
      Godfuckingdammit... /thread
      Originally posted by Dragunov-21
      If you want me to answer a question, I want you to ask one that doesn't put words in my mouth that were never there.

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      • #4
        I punched and kicked my ex-girlfriend repeatedly one night cause we were sleeping on a verandah in Shenton Park, heaps of mozzies around so everytime I got bitten I'd punch or kick her - she woke up covered in bruises, me with mosquito bites. I'm not with her anymore
        Originally posted by Koola
        Someone sig this.

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        • #5
          Anger management classes me thinks

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dragunov-21 View Post
            Anyone else do stupid shit while asleep?
            I killed a hobo once.

            But no, nothing majorly stupid.
            Originally posted by Melkor
            The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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            • #7
              I mumbled "inb4repeatpost" once.
              Insert witty comment here

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wilson View Post
                I mumbled "inb4repeatpost" once.
                Originally posted by Dragunov-21
                If you want me to answer a question, I want you to ask one that doesn't put words in my mouth that were never there.

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                • #9
                  Seriously, this thread should be closed - it contains way too much hobophobia.
                  https://parodieslost.blog/

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                  • #10
                    But then the thread will be homeless, which would bum me out, having it drifting vagrantly.
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                    For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dragunov-21 View Post
                      Eh, it was a poor shoehorn of an attempt to say "Stop saying inb4 in all your fucking posts, dude".

                      Plus what Orson said.
                      Insert witty comment here

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                      • #12
                        I sleepfuck, so I'd be very careful sharing a bed with anyone I wasn't already having sex with.
                        Originally posted by Archie
                        Give it the beans, before you redline release the beans, tap it up a gear, resume bean-giving.

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                        • #13
                          Ma room "mate" here on da boat cause he did not shut up, couple off stiches later and he is all good!

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                          • #14
                            All the time, brick walls, edge on wooden bed head and ex girlfriend.

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                            • #15
                              No punching, have kicked only because I was either running in my dream or swimming or something.
                              Punching is relegated to being awake and alert.
                              Why be difficult?
                              Put some effort into it and be IMPOSSIBLE !

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