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    I'm bored and feeling creative.
    Post some limericks!

    There once was a guy called Ben,
    who was out on his motorbike, when
    he busted a big wheelie,
    the cops saw, and nearly
    took his license right there and then.

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    - Spuddy: Music, motorbike, gaming, socialising and drinking enthusiast. Man about town!
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  • #2
    There once was a girl from Bombala
    Who was fucking a dead stiff koala.
    She said you better take care
    When fucking a live bear.
    Cause sometimes you get a real snarler.
    IM ALWAYS ON THE EDGE, ITS ONLY THE SHARPNESS THAT VARYS

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    • #3
      you a poker player, matty? ;-)
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      • #4
        sometimes.
        IM ALWAYS ON THE EDGE, ITS ONLY THE SHARPNESS THAT VARYS

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        • #5
          Spuddy was bored and creative,
          Started a thread about limericks,
          Murley stuffed up,
          Picked a truly crap word,
          That to rhyme with was really hard.
          Originally posted by Koola
          Someone sig this.

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          • #6
            So Murley he tried it once more,
            An attempt just to settle the score,
            But problems arose,
            As they will I suppose,
            Cause he can't stop thinking about how ridiculously hot the chicks and bikes were at the show yesterday :fap:
            Originally posted by Koola
            Someone sig this.

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            • #7
              So murley tried rhyming like spuddy,
              But sorry, your just not that good buddy.
              to make up for this,
              so we dont take the piss,
              provide pics of chicks 'fighting' and muddy!
              Christianity... It's just one woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

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              • #8
                Syllables, man, count them up!
                Your second line fails, wisen up,
                Your request I admire,
                So I shall now aspire,
                To provide you with two girls, one cup?
                Originally posted by Koola
                Someone sig this.

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                • #9
                  limericks are fine
                  but the truly leet produce
                  a wistful haiku
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                  • #10
                    Murley, you self righteous hack.
                    You can't rhyme a word back-to-back.
                    You really are a fool,
                    Should have learnt this in school.
                    But there's no helping those who are slack.
                    "In all the human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and in every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots." -The Culture

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kryzaach View Post
                      Murley, you self righteous hack.
                      You can't rhyme a word back-to-back.
                      You really are a fool,
                      Should have learnt this in school.
                      But there's no helping those who are slack.
                      I know!! Up and up? I read it afterwards... how embarrassment

                      I'm appalled at my effort, it's true,
                      Spied my fail, oh so late, what to do?
                      Kryzaach brought to light,
                      Epic fail in plain sight,
                      So I side with the 'fridge, let's Haiku!
                      Last edited by Murley; 14-09-2009, 02:00 PM. Reason: Bargle nawdle vous
                      Originally posted by Koola
                      Someone sig this.

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                      • #12
                        there once was a guy from Peru
                        whose limericks end at line two.

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                        • #13
                          So Murley has cheated aswell,
                          Im surprised it did not ring a bell!
                          My mind is quite blank,
                          'cause your suggestion is rank!
                          So on it, i hope you do dwell!
                          Christianity... It's just one woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

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                          • #14
                            You think of a dirty rear end?
                            Your mind in the gutter my friend?
                            I suggest something clean,
                            But your thoughts are obscene!
                            So behold! SFW I intend....

                            Originally posted by Koola
                            Someone sig this.

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                            • #15
                              there was a wee man named Jeff
                              who was the PSB version of Hef
                              he never did screw
                              his harem of thirty-two
                              as the shock of it would've caused death!
                              Originally posted by vk6hgr
                              My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.

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