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    Hey guys and gals

    Was sitting at home at lunch, and got a phone call from Mr. Taxman, (proceeded to shit myself). Apparently they never got my 2007 tax return, dont know how, i use e-tax. So now i get the fun job of chasing down my old employers for Group certificates, and re-submiting it.

    Funny thing is, he could see how much i earned, and paid in tax's etc. but i have to resubmit it in writing, and it only took 2 years for them to chase it up. Hopefully i can gets some money outta this to go towards a bike


  • #2
    *desperately hunts for cool story bro .jpeg*
    Originally posted by Melkor
    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.


    • #3
      Only 2 years
      I was a naughty boy for reasons best kept to myself and they didn't chase me for almost 10 years. They seemed shocked and chased hard.

      It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

      Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5,000 foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn, downhill, ess turn is quite another.
      Hunter S. Thompson


      • #4
        you cant say something like that bert, and not tell us


        • #5
          wanna bet :-)


          • #6
            does he do that alot eh?


            • #7
              If you use e tax then you should have your origional group certificates, if you dont, you will learn to keep them from now on wont you should have also kept a back up file of the e tax form. The tax man may be a prick, but he has a very long memory, keep all your shit for at least 5 years.
              Now we have the lecture outta the way, I hope ya get a shit load back off the bastard!


              • #8
                Originally posted by Sean'o View Post
                , keep all your shit for at least 5 years.
                I thought it was 7 years


                • #9
                  Mr taxman knows what you've earned and paid in tax because your employer sends your PAYG statements to the ATO
                  If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?