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  • I want to "prostitute" myself

    For MAD.
    and need a wheelchair.
    I am supposed to lay in bed with my stump up in the air which is OK for an hour or so ,at my age, unless it is a 17yr old, hehe.
    Has anybody got a wheelchair doing nothing for a fortnight till I am getting one anyway, so I can be selling raffle tickets where ever the bike is on show?
    also if TAZ or anybody else,who are displaying/selling tickets, need a wheelchair groupie to aid the sales propps , then I volunteer!
    Help a BRO helping MAD!
    cause I am already going MAD doing sfa.

  • #2
    I have a wheelchair that you are welcome to borrow.
    "Son, could you please remove my MAD sig?"

    Sure mum, here you go....

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    • #3
      schweet thank Lil.
      only for a 14 day period after that I am officially able to get of the couch and do shit.
      where is the MAD bike gonna be this week(end)?
      TAZ & Richard??
      I officially apply to be ticket sales bitch, please, please!

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      • #4
        I'm packing my bags to go to Thailand.
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        • #5
          But i can probably get you the wheelchair.

          I'll go see if the tyres need a blow job.
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          • #6
            I wanna do Thailand as well!!
            14 day's on a Thai couch screening all the sweetharts if they are ovah 16, ohh yeahh, top job!

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            • #7
              I have the wheelchair out for you mate.
              It needs air in the tyres and i am working all over the shop tomorrow.
              I can probably drop it off on friday. (Tyres pumped up) or you can come grab it from mum's.

              (How well do you hop)?
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              • #8
                i find out how we can use and abuse you for mad . thinking mmmmm

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                • #9
                  cannot hop nor skip, but can get Gisela to pick it up if that is OK or you to drop it here.
                  Broken ankle and leg seems to prevent ACTION
                  mad PRO I like it!

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                  • #10
                    If all alse fails you can hire one from a pharmacy, i think you can also hire one of those gofers if you cant/cbf wheeling your self around

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rider View Post
                      If all alse fails you can hire one from a pharmacy, i think you can also hire one of those gofers if you cant/cbf wheeling your self around
                      yea, i can just see jamathi in a gofer


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                      • #12
                        ...with an RZ motor in it
                        For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
                        For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by potato View Post
                          yea, i can just see jamathi in a gofer
                          Everyone would be walking on the streets..."git oot oof me way ye stoopid coonts"
                          He'd be round yr place within the hr asking for a paint job to match the bike.... 5 min if it had a 350 in it..

                          DD

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                          • #14
                            When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought Jamathi was posting up some more italian exotica.
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                            • #15
                              +1 for Gopher
                              Increasing my carbon footprint - one 500 @ a time...

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