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    One enormous pussy!



    Subject: You have to see this.....
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    Even if you are not a cat "person" you have to LOOK at the picture!!!!!
    Rodger Degagne a former employee with AECL in Chalk River may be embarking on a new career as Feline Breeder. Relaxing in his spacious home on the shores of the Ottawa River, Mr. Degagne recalls how 15 years ago he befriended two stray young cats on the old AECL research facility at Chalk River. The kittens had appeared in late summer and apparently had gotten under a security fence around the old labs abandoned since the late 50's. With the help of his tuna sandwich, Mr. Degagne was able to coax the kitties close enough so that he could pick them up.
    A self described animal lover he did not want to place the kittens in the local Human Society. In this largely rural area, cats of all stripes and age largely go unwanted and are humanely disposed of after a few days. Later that evening, his wife Louise and their two children, Nicole and Kelly came to a family decision to keep the kittens which they named Lost and Found. Lost turned out to be female and Found a male. When nature finally took its course a litter of kittens was born 6 years later. One of the litter was a big white female with a unique black markings on her side and tail. Something about the kitten captured the hearts of the family and while her siblings eventually found homes elsewhere, Snowball stayed with the Degagne's.
    While Lost and Found are no longer with us, their progeny live on. In her 9 years Snowball's size has seemed to snowball. Put simply Snowball is no ordinary cat, she measures 69 inches from nose to tail and weighs in at 87 lbs. She started out a big kitty and she just seemed to keep growing. She always meowed for more food, and would climb up on the counter to eat food which I forgot to cover. "Chicken is her favorite, once I left a cooked chicken on the table that I was going to use for a boat picnic, an hour later the chicken was gone." Louise said. We knew that snowball wasn't your average cat when the neighbor German Shepherd ran yelping away from his first encounter with her. She just isn't afraid of any animals. After we found a half eaten raccoon out by the garage we decided that maybe Snowball should be kept fenced in. We soon discovered that while we can keep Snowball in the yard we couldn't Keep raccoons from Snowball. "At least it kept the food bills down!" Rodger laughed. "Like all female cats she is very territorial, but with us she is just a big ole kitten" he said. So what does a 87 pound cat eat? "Snowball goes through a about 3 lbs. of cat food a day, along with cooked chicken , supplemented with deer and moose that Rodger hunts in the fall. She likes Pike a lot, so I don't throw them back any more"


    WOW!

  • #2
    Wtf?!
    Riding - Living the dream...

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    • #3
      chop suey.

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      • #4
        imagine the claws on that


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        • #5
          Simple Analogy



          An economics professor at a local college made the statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

          That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

          The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

          After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

          The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

          As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

          The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

          When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

          The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

          All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

          It could not be any simpler than that.


          What a profound shortlittle paragraph that says it all

          "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for,that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
          ~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931
          Originally posted by Melkor
          The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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          • #6
            It's a dog, It's all in the pixels.

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            • #7
              i hate giant pussies
              Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner Adelaide

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              • #8
                Slow, tasty, and good for little else in the world.
                amirite?
                Originally posted by redfern
                If its good enough to carry missiles is safe enough for you bike.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mybowlcut View Post
                  amirite?
                  Cats are fast.

                  You are wrong.

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                    • #11
                      Whoa!

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                      • #12
                        i know!

                        that brahma girls bum totally isn't hers, I'm calling photoshop police.

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                        • #13
                          That cat is too robust to be quick.
                          Originally posted by redfern
                          If its good enough to carry missiles is safe enough for you bike.

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                          • #14
                            He should paint it like a tiger! that would be so funny!
                            I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

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                            • #15




                              also,





                              FEADCinc, PSB?

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