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  • Cop Vs Lawyer

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.
    As you would expect, the lawyer is and arrogant bastard who thinks that he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training. He Decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.

    Cop: Licence, please
    Lawyer: What for?
    Cop: You didn't come to a complete stop at the 'stop' sign
    Lawyer: I slowed down, and no one was coming
    Cop: You still didn't come to a complete stop
    Lawyer: What's the difference?
    Cop: The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!
    Lawyer: If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine
    Cop: Okay, get out of your vehicle sir

    At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

  • #2
    Bah, yada yada, funny stuff, same diff?


    • #3
      Someone has been watching Fat Pizza ?


      • #4
        yeah, that joke was funny when I heard it on Fat Pizza.

        sorry dude good post though..
        You cant mess up that which you were born to do.
        Pain is just weakness leaving the body.


        • #5
          that is PISS FUNNY


          • #6
            Originally posted by saf@Aug 4 2005, 12:48 AM
            Someone has been watching Fat Pizza ?
            I got it emailed to me


            • #7
              Fat pizza or not a very funny joke!


              • #8
                Savo, just got to say that your avatar make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
                I can't think what more you could possibly need to know... except maybe this: