^ < v

[Ferris]

^ Is a sexy devil.

< is drinking bourbon at the computer.

V has a face like a smacked bottom.

Entiendes? Have at it.

[jimmyboy]

pleb

[Daise]

^ is a noob

< is still in bed because I'm hungover

v has probably done something they shouldn't have in the past 24 hours

[SBD]

^ has an avatar who's hair defies physics

< needs to start his flying lessons

V I can't think of anything

[Crashlington]

^ coz he is an idiot
< is also drunk on his computer
V likes it up the bum

[Hornet]

^ bought a 'tard cos he wants to be like Rich, too. Just like Big Tim.
< has just done 219kms in less than 24hs since picking up the new bike!
V probably has much more interesting things to say than me. Unless it's Brougham.

[Crashlington]

^its not brougham, its me.
< breaking the rules by posting twice in this thread to piss of hornet.
V is probably going to be hornet, bitching at me because im not more intersting than brougham

[IGS]

^ is white
< is coloured
v isn't Asian

[Pato]

^ should be in bed
< so should he
v will probably post at a decent hour

[Daise]

^ shouldn't be a clairvoyant
< is watching the X Factor. It is awesome.
v picks their nose

[RAO]

^is a piscean
<is a taurean
v is neither a piscean nor a taurean

[TORQ]

^ is no superman
< is about to throw on another of the world's best lamb roasts ...
v has some sort of itch happening in their undies ...

[Daise]

^ it's called "regrowth"
< has no icecream in the house, and is getting quite distressed about it.
v has contemplated botox

[Sprint]

^ fungal regrowth, innit?
< heading out for a swim...
v how're you keeping cool 2day?

[Daise]

^ don''t forget the floaties

< I could open the window to stay cool. Currently 4C outside

v has a foot fetish