didn't see you

[Spock]

Some time ago I was teaching a learner (L-plate) rider who was in front of me and riding a bit slowly around a bend when we were both overtaken by a "Suburban Safari" vehicle. The painted lady, driving this juggernaut in leather upholstered and airconditioned comfort, chose to overtake us on a blind corner over double white lines and with two wheels on either side of the centre-line naturally forcing us nearly into the gutter.

When I caught up with her when she pulled into her driveway and asked what she thought she was doing, she looked at me as if was mad and said
"I don't know what you are talking about - I've never seen you before in my life."

What can you say...

[Chris]

What can you say...

Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck the horse she rode in on and fuck all the cavalry behind her!

Hey it's a start.

[Maarken]

bloody car drivers... No respect for anyone else on the road especially bikes 4 werds .... Smack The Bitch Up.... :evil:

[Deej]

You could have said "this is a magnum 44 its the most powerfull hangun in the world (was)... it will blow your head clean off at this range....

[Campo]

You could have said \"this is a magnum 44 its the most powerfull hangun in the world (was)... it will blow your head clean off at this range....

hehehehehe oh how sweet would that be!

[Hewie]

hows about " i know were u live biatch ..... be afraid .. be very afraid"

[Campo]

Man, should've followed her home and laid a giant nard on her bonet!

[Flakey]

At least she wasn't speeding, cause then she would've died... :roll:

Hmm, time to leave a couple of nails lying around...

[FireStorm]

Re: didn't see you

What can you say...

how about.... "Bitch ur a homocide waiting to happen" bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangba ngclick
(licks blood of windshield with a satisfactory smile)

[Spock]

All of the comments suggested were on the tip of my tongue when I confronted this 'lady'.

I was all fired up to give her a piece of my mind but what took the wind out of my sails was:
"I don't know what you are talking about - I've never seen you before in my life."

I wasn't expecting that. She seemed, to use John Howard's favorite saying, "fair dinkum" (in the sort of way George Bush and John Howard are fair dinkum) rather than just playing dumb.

In the end, after a short pause during which I absorbed her words, I just shook my head and said something like "maybe you should hang up the keys until you get your eyes tested" and then walked away. Not a very satisfying confrontation but I guess in the end it is like swatting mosquitoes at a BBQ. Too many of them to have any effect.