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  • WTF!!!! >750cc being banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUKERS ARE BANNING 750cc+ BIKES!!!!!!

    OMFG peoples, this is an press release that can be found ont he departmpen of planning and infracture website.



    THERE FUKIUNG BANNING OVER 750CC BIKES AS IF 1st July 2004!!!!!!!!1

    read!!

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    PRESS RELEASE
    31/3/2004

    A. MacTiernan MLA
    Minister for Planning and Infrastructure
    13th Floor, Dumas House
    2 Havelock Street
    WEST PERTH, WA 6005
    Phone: 9213 6400
    Fax: 9913 6401

    Prohibition of Motorcycle Vehicles over the capacity of 750cc.

    As a result of the Government investigation involving the DPI and the road safety council it has been deemed that motorcycle vehicles over the capacity of 750cc be outlawed for road use. Fatality statistics have shown that an abhorrent situation exists, and that these machines are far too powerful for today’s road safety conditions. The Joint committee has concluded that as of July 1st 2004:


    ALL motorcycles over 750cc (side cars excluded) will be banned from use on the road, and all vehicles registered will be REQUIRED to submit registration papers, licence plates, and registration disks to the nearest licensing centre within 72Hrs of 1st July 2004.

    The reason for this legislation is that investigation has shown that over 65% of riders on >750cc machines will on a regular occurrence, drive with frank disregard of the road rules, safety of their person, and safety of the general public. This frank disregard of public wellbeing has left the Government of Western Australia with no other choice.

    If a rider is apprehended after the 1st July 2004 riding a machine over 750cc on a gazetted public road, they will face the following charges, of driving an unregistered vehicle; driving an un roadworthy vehicle, and charged accordingly within the appropriate section of the Road Traffic Act.

    Persons affected by the new legislation will be compensated, the size of the remuneration will be determined on a case by case basis depending on the market value of the machine, less more than 15% for administration costs.

    This Legislation has been passes, and hence no public consultation period is available, but should you like to express an opinion, please do so in writing the above address.

    A. MacTiernan MLA
    Minister for Planning and Infrastructure

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    :evil: :evil: :evil:

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    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

  • #2
    Happy April Fools Day.
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      ah j00 nigger

      i thought i would get at least one reply



      dam j00 hewie

      btw, i wrote it

      (\__/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(")

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      • #4
        I can pretend to be fooled ... hang on

        "OH MY GOD"

        "THEY CANT DO THAT .. ITS AN OUTRAGE"

        "IM GONNA TAKE LEGAL ACTION"

        There you go....

        Not bad tho ..... not bad at all.
        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.

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        • #5
          Nicely done...

          Good effort.

          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            oh what?! it was a joke? damn!
            I was hoping it would be true..it would've made my life a lot more exciting...
            :twisted:

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            • #7
              hehe someones quick today eh?


              bloody good one
              Every one has a story.....

              http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...updates-82338/

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              • #8
                Damn u sure that is a joke...lololol i was happy for a sec cause i was gonna be bitch slapping someone for coming up with this stupid rule. and they didn't even ask the public for an opinion..
                Ahh alright i was just happy cause i would be selling me bike to some poor ass bad nigga.
                Masda74

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                • #9
                  Well done. Very Very well done

                  One question did spring to mind - no way could then ban fartleys they just don't go fast enough, no matter how many cc's they have!!

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                  • #10
                    I started to smell a rat with the line...

                    drive with frank disregard of the road rules, safety of their person, and safety of the general public. This frank disregard...
                    Two franks in one paragraph?

                    That's a lot of franks...

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                    • #11
                      Michelle Roberts and Alannah, two of the biggest slappers in existance, I bet they sport horrid batwings

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                      • #12
                        Nathan? :shock:

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                        • #13
                          Batwings AKA beefcurtains, minge lips etc etc , man I rmember a girl who had massive batwings. looked like a expoloded can of PAL
                          :mrgreen:

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                          • #14
                            yer but... whats that got to do with the 750 ban joke? :?

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                            • #15
                              i bet banning of bikes over 750cc will happen sooner or later...
                              In japan they stopped selling bikes over 750cc sometime ago.

                              edit: however, the laws don't stop them from reimporting 1000cc bikes back into japan...kinda funny

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