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  • Valentino Rossi Hit By A Car!!!!!!

    Patrol officers from Cadiz county have just reported this:

    Jerez de la Frontera Speedway is located twenty-one k's to the north of Cadiz, capital of the province of the same name. Cadiz is the major city of the area, and its where all the MotoGP riders are installed right now... Valentino Rossi has just been involved in a car crash near the exit n.646 on the N-IV road... the road surface was slippery, and the driver of the car(valentino was on the back of the car) lost control of the vehicle when its wheel hit a bump... the car collided against the guardrail and was hit by another car that was cruising on the road. all the people envolved in the accident are ok right now... the driver of rossiĀ“s car was protected by the seat belt and airbags, but rossi only had the seat belt, and with the impact he broke his left arm and had injuries on his chest, he probably had some rib injuries.

    But hey, that wasnt that bad... by the tire marks officers assure they were at least at 140km/h(87miles/h)...
    Spike

  • #2
    Is it still April 1st ??
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      Aye..... it is. :?

      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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      • #4
        That was pretty pharkin lame Shoes! :?

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        • #5
          at least i put some original effort into mine

          (\__/)
          (='.'=)
          (")_(")

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          • #6
            Not to mention it was posted AFTER midday... perhaps old shoes thought it was for real.
            If you can... you MUST!

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            • #7
              rossi down

              Ah well, still morning in the US. Time to start cutting and pasting.....

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              • #8
                Not to mention it was posted AFTER midday... perhaps old shoes thought it was for real.
                bwahahahahaha, SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES

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                • #9
                  Is this story about Rossi or Shoes :?: It sounds like Spikes Luck :oops:

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                  • #10
                    I heard a story that rossi was riding a yamaha (as he does) and he got throttle lock and crashed his bike into a carport.

                    I'd say this was a april fools joke...

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                    • #11
                      it was an april fools joke i found in one of the US forums so i just cut n pasted


                      god i'm bored at work
                      Spike

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                      • #12
                        I heard a story that rossi was riding a yamaha (as he does) and he got throttle lock and crashed his bike into a carport.

                        I'd say this was a april fools joke...

                        Would that make him "ROSSI SHOES " as appose to boots ???

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