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WARNING: This is not a general discussion section. This section is reserved expressly for post started by those people in need of IMMEDIATE breakdown assistance. Please do not START a thread in here unless you need assistance. Any registered user may RESPOND to a thread started by the person who needs assistance, but no banter please, keep this strictly on topic so valid communications can be easily referenced.

This is not an accident or injury response section. If you have had an accident and are injured, please call 000 for assistance.

If you need breakdown assistance support from a PSB volunteer, please do as follows:

1) Ensure you and your bike are in a safe location to prevent exposure to damage and personal injury. If you are injured and need medical assistance, contact 000.
2) Create a new post in this section with the subject titled “Help Wanted – Suburb”.
3) In the body of the post please put as much detail as you are able including but not limited to:

(a) A good description of your actual location including street name, direction, nearest cross street, or any other information that you feel would be of assistance for someone trying to find you.
(b) Details on what the issue and the kind of assistance you need. EG: “Bike broken down, both bike and I require movement to Victoria Park”.
(c) Provide details of where you and/or bike need transport to.
(d) Provide your mobile telephone number if available.

If you don’t have a phone that has internet access to make the above post then contact someone who does have internet access and they can create a post for you.

If you are able, continue to monitor this thread for updates and responses.

What will happen now:

1) When you create a thread in this section an email is sent to all regsitered PSB volunteers automatically. It will also be monitored by those using the forum at the time.
2) They will visit this thread for details, and if able to respond will make a post accordingly.
3) If you have provided your mobile number, the respondent will likely make contact with you to let you know they are on their way and provide an ETA.

NOTE: This is not an accident response thread, meaning to say, if you have had an accident and you are injured, please contact 000 and ask for an Ambulance. This section is to respond to non life threatening or injury situations.

For the avoidance of doubt (and stupidity) do not post in this section if you are wanting help moving your bike somewhere were it does not relate to assistance required for an immediate breakdown need.

If you have a bike trailer or other facilities that could assist PSB Members who have broken down, and would like to register as a PSB Assist member, please email [email protected] from the email address you would like on the register so that you can be added.
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Episode IV: A New (Brownclown) Disaster

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  • Episode IV: A New (Brownclown) Disaster

    Browncow has another bike to get around on while his leftyblade is out of action with elektrickery issues.

    He has already nuked this bike.

    The starter motor is firing but it's not starting. He (and I) are at free parking on Mounts Bay Road. I obviously find this hilarious, he does not.

    He's chasing a tow to Maddington.

    I asked him if he was offering piss, fuel or mad gobbies as a reward, he said "Name your price".

    Over to you PSB Good Samaritans.
    Originally posted by Ferris
    I love how PSB has turned into "Dear Martha"

    Figure shit out yourselves, retards.

  • #2
    More like worst friends...

    As above, give me a call on 0407 *** ***.

    Sent from my mobile via the buggy tapatalk app.
    Last edited by GHETTO; 11-08-2011, 04:36 PM.
    c o o l s t o r y b r o


    • #3
      Cant seem to get a call thru - so SMS sent.

      Ring back if needed
      - Mike


      • #4
        We don't chat enough
        such comment
        many post


        • #5

          Or no fuel?

          Open the tank and check it with a lighter bro


          • #6
            Cheers creme.

            Lift sorted.

            Brendon: yeah mate. First thing I looked at. I think the plugs might be fouled...

            Sent from my mobile via the buggy tapatalk app.
            c o o l s t o r y b r o


            • #7
              Its the battery........
              You put the c*nt in country run


              • #8
                I think i might call just to give him shit
                Originally posted by polonY
                Don't worry about shitting people off. Unless you ride a ninja 250 or a cbr250rrrrrr


                • #9

                  Can you help with foster care?


                  • #10
                    Too late now, but there's a lovely hill just around the corner from the bike parking (ie Spring Street).

                    Push bike up hill. Roll down and bump start.

                    Rinse and repeat. Lots.

                    Have GoPro camera and heart rate monitor handy. Post results to YouTube.

                    Damn shame that I only saw this just now, I've been sitting in South Perth with a ute in the front yard all night
                    One owner. Only driven gently on Sundays. Sold to best offer. First to see will buy. Reward offered for safe return. Coming soon to a cinema near you. Available for a limited time only.

                    My waterbed broke this morning. Oh, I don't have a waterbed. Bugger.


                    • #11
                      Could've just sms'd me bro. I's gots a ute round the corner n'all.

                      Oh and


                      • #12
                        Remind me not to let him touch mine
                        Nulla Tenaci Invia Est Via
                        For The Tenacious, No Road Is Impassable


                        • #13
                          Pity I just saw this, could've done with a gobbie!!! lol
                          Farrider #41
                          I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings,
                          I'm a drunk, I go to parties.