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    Hi PSB guys & dolls,

    I'm a new member to PSB, username Princess Deb (I was going to use "Goddess Deb", but did not want to jeopardise your great relationship with the CMA).

    I have only been riding for about eight years, or is that nine years - don't know exactly, time flies when you're having fun. I currenly ride a ZXR Ninja 650 (he's big and green and loud, hence I call him "Shrek")

    As I am only visiting this planet, I have assumed a quiet life so as not to arouse suspicion: An office worker, married with a child, living in the suburbs.

    I really admired FastGirl's honesty in the "PSB are all hoons" thread, so I will begin with a few confessions of my own:
    • I don't cleanse, tone, or moisturise my skin
    • I let my three year old daughter watch Futurama every night (or as she calls it "the Bender Show")
    • I am the Union Rep at my work (hence the PM thinks I am evil)
    • The two times last year I wore makeup (a wedding and a funeral), I went to bed without removing it
    • I don't drink, and therefore may be "unAustralian"
    • I made my husband give me a footrub on Fathers' Day (well he's not MY father)
    • I don't watch porn, but I have seen Casino Royale 26 times and still couldn't tell you that much about the plot.
    • I'm not waterwise: I once tried having a shower that was less than 20 minutes, but it was just too hard, so I gave up trying. Screw that.
    • I don't tolerate fools gladly
    • I don't count calories, probably consume way too many carbs and crave red meat.

    But youse all look so pretty. Can I hang with youse?
    https://parodieslost.blog/

  • #2
    Hang all you like, sounds like you fit right in.

    might want to have a beer every now and then, and so long as your bike gets a 20 minute wash every now and then we can work on the porn bit.

    cheers
    Atlas Performance, dyna pumps, " your name goes here"

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    • #3
      Awesome intro, awesome sense of humour, awesome avatar.

      I think you'll do just fine, welcome aboard
      For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
      For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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      • #4
        Originally posted by barfridge View Post
        Awesome intro, awesome sense of humour, awesome avatar.

        I think you'll do just fine, welcome aboard
        Ah yes, the Avatar... my Mum used to cut my fringe (it was the Seventies) Can you tell?

        Originally posted by arwon View Post
        Hang all you like, sounds like you fit right in.

        might want to have a beer every now and then, and so long as your bike gets a 20 minute wash every now and then we can work on the porn bit.

        cheers
        ALAS Arwon , as well as messing with my medication (government implanted nanoprobes), beer makes me fart. Big time. Plus my hubby brews beer, and I have never trusted his cooking.

        Washing the bike: Yes, I look after Shrek, as he has looked after me.

        Thirdly: Daniel Craig makes movies, and Lindt makes chocolate, and while these two things occur I shall not require porn.
        https://parodieslost.blog/

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        • #5
          Welcome!
          Is it a shiny new 08 650?
          Picsorban!

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          • #6
            welcome to all kwaka riders you obviously have taste
            If you are not growing you must be dead



            Formally known as Markvk

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            • #7
              Welcome
              We already have two princess's here
              This might become a PSB kingdom soon...

              enjoy your stay
              seeya around
              ellE

              jenius

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              • #8
                Welcome Princess Deb!!

                Looking forward to meeting you on a ride and hanging out.

                Check the loop for rides, but don't over look the two fiddy LNR, coz we have a lot of fun on those.

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                • #9
                  mmmmmm Lindt.... the red ones.....
                  Atlas Performance, dyna pumps, " your name goes here"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Princess Deb View Post
                    • I let my three year old daughter watch Futurama every night (or as she calls it "the Bender Show")
                    Nothing else matters, you are now my favourite person in the god-damn universe.

                    Welcome aboard!
                    such comment
                    wow
                    many post

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                    • #11
                      nice intro...

                      welcome to psb

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                      • #12
                        Cool. We like you already. Welcome aboard!

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                        • #13
                          Welcome to PSB Deb
                          I am also in Ellenbrook!
                          there are a few of us around now
                          Though I don't think I have seen you riding around, but I shall keep an eye out, or shall I say an ear?

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                          • #14
                            Welcome Deb, hope you can make it to the ladies ride on the 6th of November, we have a few members in Ellenbrook.

                            I'll PM you details for the ladies ride, catch you out there sometime soon

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                            • #15
                              Welcome.......................

                              BIGFELLA

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