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i'm heading to alfreds then cruise nowhere in particular .
tonight . departing alfreds approx 8 ....

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two dicks walking into a gay bar .
one says to the other , "lets get shitfaced"

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sent the missus down to bunnings for some thinner .
she came back still fat .

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How about you take one for the team and fuck off for a while . Your obsessive posting in spotted is a little creepy .
plus you're a pig . Serious...

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made love to a girl with one leg last week .
might use my dick next time .

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unsubscribe ....

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gday to the guy on a early r1 going east on the bypass yesterday . that was a blast !

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why do boxers never have sex the night before a fight ?
its because they don't fancy each other .

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a man succeeded in smashing 460 eggs in one minute , using only his head , today .
rightfully earning his place in the guinness book of fucking...

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did you hear about the gay engine driver ?
he always had a tender behind .

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What did the dyslexic timekeeper say ?
Tonight the cocks go black .

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would fall off

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Yup , i saw the post here and tried to attend but the traffic jam defeated us and we bailed . Yes , we should have ridden but were in a car . we saw many...

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My dad was brutally murdered two weeks ago .
Its only now i can look back and laugh .

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I've got a porsche .